Magi x Sombra

Chapter 1: Risque Adventure

This tale begins in Puebla, a runty Mexican village in the south of Britain, where our titillating protagonist Magi was on a risque trip trying to get some of that pussy. She has been trying to get some of that pussy using her legendary pick up line, "GIBE ME SOME PUSSY BOSS", to no avail, she was denied every single time she used it. Around day sixty-three of her trip Magi was unwinding in a smutty pub talking to the fabulous Trash Man (AKA Danny DeVito) about the best way to operate a fully automatic AR-15, but suddenly Magi was distracted by a slender, and voluptuous Spanish woman that just walked in.

"She's so ravishing, I just have to get a piece of that ass", Magi whispered to Trash Man.

"You should definitely go and get some of those enticing cheeks" Answered Trash Man.

"But my awkward tendency to quote Filthy Frank when I flirt with them might drive her off" Said Magi in response.

As Magi looked over to where Trash Man was sitting, she found that he was already on the other side of the pub throwing trash on the ground and eating it very seductively, knowing that she was ignored by her best friend once again Magi got up and went to the bartender to order another pint of Absinthe mixed with Vodka. Just before Magi reached the bar tender she accidentally walked into someone and knocked their drink out of their hand sending it plummeting to the ground and shattering everywhere.

"Oh, sorry about that mate" Uttered Magi.

"CYKA BLYAT!" Yelled the Russian bartender as he pulled out his fully automatic AK-47 and began to fire randomly around the pub, hitting many patrons and destroying many of things that decorated the pub. Luckily Trash Man had two extra trash can lids that he threw to Magi and this mysterious Spanish woman, while at the same time covering himself before jumping out of a window to safety. As Magi took cover behind the trash can lid she began to move toward the exit she looked around to see if the Spanish woman was still in the pub. She was behind the bartender brandishing a small one handed sub-machine gun and firing it at the bartender, he was dead after a few bullets ripped through his skull. After that whole ordeal 17 and this Spanish woman run out ofthe pub and and decide to rest at the nearby hotel that 17 was staying in during her trip.