Bomb // Smosh - Ianthony fanfic //

I tried not to get so irritated by Anthony. He was driving me mad with his damn excuses. "Come on, hurry up Ian!", he insisted.

I rolled my eyes and stomped out of the kitchen while holding a tray of frozen fruits.

I gave it to him and he snuggled on his seat as he took the fork into his fingers.

"I get the feeling like you're not actually sick. If you were, you wouldn't be eating frozen fruit", I told him. He shrugged and pretty much ignored me.

"I think I'm being too nice with you. Last month, you said your ankle was broken. Last week you said your throat was sore and you were having a terrible head ache. Now this?", I asked.

He stopped eating and put on a serious face.

"Ian, this is for your own good. I must not get irritated or frustrated, or else...", he stopped talking and softly shook his head.

"Or else what? You'll die? You'll explode or something?", I asked, annoyed. This must be another silly excuse.

I looked up at him, and he was still holding a serious facial expression.

Seconds later, he started to gently nod.

"What", I said. He took the blanket off from him and stood up.

"I am a bomb", he said.

I stayed silent for a few seconds and finally let out a chuckle that somehow sounded more like a snort.

"Anthony, you're nuts.", I said.

"Don't provoke me or we will all die", he said. I rolled my eyes and laughed at him. His cheeks were turning red and his hair was rising into pointy portions of thread.

"Whoa, chill! You look like a crazy scientist now!", I laughed.

"Oh wait, no. I'm exaggerating. You're not smart enough to be a scientist, but you can certainly be crazy", I said, tears forming in my eyes as I tried to stop laughing.

"Ian!", Anthony roared, and suddenly, he became a crimson red ball and grew fatter and fatter.

I shrunk on my seat and stared at him. He was growing wildly and pushing the furnitures on the way. He could roll down a hill perfectly!

"I told you, Ian!", he shrieked. I jumped out of my seat and tried to think of a way to save myself from this mortal bomb.

Ahá!

I rolled him by the hallway and pushed him out of the door, and he rolled down the road untill Stevie stopped Anthony from his tracks.

"Hey Anthony!!", he said, waving at him.

"Stevie, NO!", I said, but it was too late.

Anthony had exploded and Stevie was burnt and left only by his ashes.

What the hell.