Bitch x Jerk

Note: This is a ONE SHOT-STORY. So if you don't want one shot-stories, you may go. If you like, then go read this, bitch. Wrong grammar everywhere.
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Bitch x Jerk

"What the hell is doing of this kind of pest inside my so lovey dovey room?! Such a- ew, Vianna" My sister shouted in frustration when she saw the cockroach inside her room. "And you!" she points her finger at me. "Why are you here?! At ano na namang ginagawa mo dito?!" I cover my ears as she shout again. I want to put some tape on her mouth to shut up.

"Argh! You bitch! You're so noisy!!" I shouted, too. "I'm just here co'z I thought if my notebook is here, but it ends up seeing that kind of pest,"

"And? Ano na namang pinanghampas mo dyan sa ipis na yan?!" I remember the last time I saw that here in her room, hinampas-hampas ko yung nakita kong notebook nya dyan sa ipis. Then pagkapasok nya sa kwarto nya, nakita nya kong hinahampas yung ipis gamit yung notebook nya. I laughs hard when I see her face, nagkukulay red na ang mukha nito hindi dahil sa pagba-blush but because of anger dala ng nakita nya.

"Your heels." I said in a bored tone then sat down on her couch.

"You!" she said in anger tone and I know that her finger points at me, again.

"Hmm?" I said while my eyes are closed.

"Get out! And bring this cockrach out of my so lovey dovey room, you bitch!"

"Ha! Who are you?! You, bring that cockroach out of your so lovey dovey room because that's your dead pet." Imitating her then I walked out but the moment I opened the door, I looked at her first. "Alisin mo yang KIND OF PEST mo na yan." I qouted and emphasized that "kind of pest" making her gets into red. "Wag ka kasing magi-ipon ng ipis dito sa kwarto mo. Everytime I opened your door, I always see that kind of pest" then looked at the cockroach then back to her. "Hindi malayong kinakausap mo na yang peste na yan kapag wala kami." I gave her a smirk then shut the door.

While I'm walking towards my room, I hear my sister's shouting inside her room again and again. She's so angry for what I did to her heels. That suits her.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" I shouted in frustration when I see this "kind of jerk" oh crap- his actually a jerk at my window sitting down on his so hot pose- but his not posing, it's just that his hot in his sitting position. But I am not into him.

"You're here. Your sister is so annoying and you, too. Ang tagal mo kong pinaghintay dito tapos yan ang ibubungad mo?" he walks towards my bed and lay down then started to close his eyes.

"Who the heck tells you to wait for me?! And hell! What- what the fuck are you doing here? At ang lakas mong humiga dito sa kama ko!" His getting into my nerves. I want to punch his oh-so-handsome-face like he always says.

"Then where the hell do you want me to sleep?!" Napadilat sya bigla sa sinabi ko.

"In the floor! Or maybe in my couch or in my study table's chair or even in my sister's oh-so-lovey-dovey-bed or whatever you called it, but not here. Not in my bed. Err. You jerk you will just ruin my bed like you always did." I said while pushing him.

"No!" matigas na sabi nito. "I. WANT. HERE. TO. SLEEP. I don't want to the floor or in that chair even in your fucking bathroom. And also not in your sister's oh-so-lovey-dovey bed, we all know that she has a crush on me, what if she raped me in the middle of the night. Err. That's not going to happen. If you want, you sleep in what you mentioned earlier, but me, I will sleep here." he's anger voice makes me stop, pero hindi ako natinag, because this is my fucking room! And pumupunta lang sya dito kapag bored at gusto nya kong inisin. And if you're asking for his parents they're always out of town for their damn business.