Haikyuu One Shots!

Movie date With The Team

     Hinata and Kageyama walk into the cinema holding hands, Hinata with a bright grin on his face, babbling about the plot of the movie they were going to see and how, "Oh my god, Bakagyama, It looks sooooooo good!!" Kageyama smirks at his obnoxiously-perfect boyfriend, as the previously mentioned boyfriend glanced at Tobio's smile and simply said, "Don't. You look creepy." They open the doors to buy tickets, but as soon as they enter the building familiar voices, overlapping with shouts and chatter, overwhelm their ears. They look and see the other members of the team making a scene, as usual. Hinata and Kageyama share a look, drop their held hands, and attempt to leave the theater. "SHOUYU!! KAGEYAMA!!" Noya shouts to the duo. They sigh, turning around. Hinata says hello to their teammates excitedly, while Tobio groans. Tanaka and Noya interrogate the couple, "Why were you turning around?" and "You weren't leaving us, were you?" respectively. Hinata blushes while Kageyama groans, "No reason, and we weren't leaving you." Suga raises his eyebrows at the duo, almost seeing right through them, "Are you going to sit with us?" Hinata chirps out a small, "Sure!" as Kageyama seems to be glaring at nothing, "-uh we just have to get our tickets." The group splits, Kageyama and Hinata off to get tickets, while the others get snacks. Suga nudges Daichi's shoulder and whispers, "Come on, I have a theory on them." They turn to spy on the freak duo.

"Hinata, what the fuck are we gonna do?"

"I know, I know-"

Kageyama places his hands on Hinata's head, making his eyes align with his.

"Dumbass, I wanted to spend the day with you."

"-and you can!" We still have the the whole day after the movie."

"Yes, but we can't do couple-ly things with them around, and what if they want to go somewhere even after this."

The smaller boy jumps, putting his hands on his chin, mimicking a thinking stance.

"I have a plan, just follow my lead."

     Hinata goes on his toes and tries to peck Kageyama's cheek, but immediately fails due to the height difference. Chuckling at this, Kageyama ruffles Hinata's hair, kissing his forehead, sending a blush to Hinata's face. They get their tickets, while Daichi and Suga rejoin their group, giggling and smiling like idiots. They were promptly asked what they were doing, to which, they responded, "parenting." 

     Once the freak duo returns, the groups goes to find seats near the middle of the theater, which was easy because nearly all the seats in the cinema were empty. Hinata sits on the end, gesturing for Kageyama to sit next to him. However, Noya took the seat next to Hinata, who told Tanaka and Asahi to sit near him. Discouraged, he tried the next seat, which was automatically stolen by Tsukishima with a snarky, "Oh, were you going to sit there?" Obviously, Yamaguchi sat next to Tsukishima and Kageyama got the seat after that. Groaning, the setter sat down. The group chatted until the credits came on. After a popcorn advert, Hinata stood up, "I don't feel too well. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.," he flashed a grin, "Will you come with me Kageyama?" Kageyama was entranced in a trailer for an upcoming movie, "Sorry, what?" Shoyou grabbed his arm, "Bakageyama, I feel sick. Come with me to the bathroom." Daichi and Suga share a glance as Hinata tells the group that they'll be right back. They wander around the seats for a little while, looking for a seat that's far away from their teammates.

"Hey, how about the back corner? No one goes there."

"Sure, sounds good."

They get to their seats, Hinata leans his head on Kageyama's shoulders while wrapping his arms around Kageyama's torso.

"Dumbass, you're so close you might as well sit on me."

"Well, if you say so." Hinata plops himself onto Kageyama's lap,

"I'm so glad we escaped the rest of the team."
"Me too."

     The duo watched the movie for about 10 minutes before the setter decided he was bored. He asked Hinata to turn around and face him and Hinata obliged, blushing. "Kiss me, dumbass." Hinata leaned in, filling the gap between them.

     Meanwhile, two certain members of Karasuno were getting bored of the movie. "Ugh," Tanaka whisper-shouted, looking around, "no wonder no one is here. This movie is soooo boring." Noya agrees, but then asks, "Hey, where's the freak duo?" Daichi and Suga both share a glance, while Suga tells the group that Hinata was ill. Asahi automatically becomes under the assumption that they are both dying and need to be saved. Noya and Tanaka make up a story about how they are in a gang and they are in a drug deal gone wrong. While, like usual, Tsukishima gives no fucks. Daichi tries to calm the team, "Guys, just look around for them." Tanaka groans, "There's only that group of elderly women-" Noya chimes in, "Ooh, and those people in the corner. They look pretty close. Oh my fucking god, I think they're making out!" Daichi curses under his breath while Suga tells them to not be voyeurists. However, Tanaka and Noya had different ideas: they decided to move back one row at a time, slowly intruding on the couple. Suga quickly tries to stop them, but Daichi mutters that he kind of wants to see what will happen. Tanaka and Noya slowly get closer to Hinata and Kageyama. They giggle to themselves, "Heh, what if they go to Karasuno? We could do some serious black-mailing." They get closer and glimpse a better look at the couple, whose faces are still not visible. Hinata is sitting and grinding on Kageyama's lap, while their tongues dance together. The smaller boy lets out a small moan while the taller bites his neck. They both notice that they each have a "problem" that is getting bigger each second. Kageyama whispers, "Do you wanna go to the bathroom, I brought a condom." Hinata nods eagerly. They stand up, holding hands.

     Once Kageyama and Hinata get up, it becomes clear to Tanaka and Noya who exactly they were spying on. They scream, "WHAT THE FUCK GUYS?!" The old ladies gasp, (most of) the team turns around, confused, Daichi and Suga whisper, "yikes", knowing exactly what happened. Hinata and Kageyama's faces turn bright red, and Hinata screams, "It's not what you think it is!" Kageyama interrupts him, "Well, what else would it have been, dumbass."

"Oh shit, you got me there."

     Coincidentally, the movie just ended, so the elderly ladies trailed out, giving Karasuno time to talk (much to Hinata and kageyama's dismay). The lights came on and something that was not common for their team occurred, the room was quiet. Noya was the first to speak, "So, you guys are dating?" Hinata hesitates, but Kageyama automatically tells them that he and Hinata have been dating for four months. They ask questions for a few minutes before Tanaka shouts, "Where were you guys going when you were leaving?" Hinata mutters nonsensically, while turning into a tomato. Kageyama is just dead silent. Even Daichi chimes in at this point, "God, were you guys going to hook up in the bathroom."

The setter interrupts him, "Hold on, I had protection."

"YOU PLANNED THAT?!"

      After everyone had asked their questions and felt very uncomfortable, they realized they had to leave the cinema. They all walk their separate directions in awkward silence. Hinata and Kageyama are about to go to a restaurant until a voice crawls into Hinata's ears, 

"I still have that condom, you know."

"-and I'm the dumbass..."

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