A man's car breaks down across the street from a pink pink house. He walks up to the pink pink house with the pink pink door, up the pink pink stoop. He rings the pink pink doorbell next to the pink pink door and the pink pink lady answers. The man says "my car broke down, can I stay the night?"
The pink pink lady says "Yes, follow me." So the pink pink lady leads him through the pink pink door into the pink pink living room, up the pink pink stairs, into the pink pink hallway, and to the first pink pink door on the left. "This will be your room. I am serving breakfast in the morning."
The man went in and fell asleep.
About an hour later, another man's car breaks down across the street from the pink pink house. He walks up to the pink pink house with the pink pink door, up the pink pink stoop. He rings the pink pink doorbell next to the pink pink door and the pink pink lady answers. The man says "my car broke down, can I stay the night?"
The pink pink lady says "Yes, follow me." So the pink pink lady leads him through the pink pink door into the pink pink living room, up the pink pink stairs, into the pink pink hallway, past the pink pink door on the left, and to the first pink pink door on the right. "This will be your room. I am serving breakfast in the morning."
The man went in and fell asleep.
An hour after that, another man's car breaks down across the street from the pink pink house. He walks up to the pink pink house with the pink pink door, up the pink pink stoop. He rings the pink pink doorbell next to the pink pink door and the pink pink lady answers. The man says "my car broke down, can I stay the night?"
The pink pink lady says "Yes, follow me." So the pink pink lady leads him through the pink pink door into the pink pink living room, up the pink pink stairs, into the pink pink hallway, past the pink pink door on the left, past the pink pink door on the right, and to the second pink pink door on the left. "This will be your room. I am serving breakfast in the morning."
The man went in and fell asleep.
The next morning, the first man woke up, got out of the pink pink bedroom, down the pink pink stairs, through the pink pink living room, and into the pink pink kitchen. The pink pink lady asks "what would like for breakfast? We have Cheerios or Wheaties.
The man says "Cheerios"
Later, the second man woke up, got out of the pink pink bedroom, past the first pink pink door on the left, down the pink pink stairs, through the pink pink living room, and into the pink pink kitchen. The pink pink lady asks "what would like for breakfast? We have Cheerios or Wheaties.
The man says "Wheaties"
After that, the third man woke up, got out of the pink pink bedroom, past the first pink pink door on the right, past the first pink pink door on the left down the pink pink stairs, through the pink pink living room, and into the pink pink kitchen. The pink pink lady asks "what would like for breakfast? We have Cheerios or Wheaties.
The man says "Cheerios"
The moral of the story: two out of three people prefer Cheerios over Wheaties
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