Once upon a time, in 2011, there was a boy called Edward Christopher Sheeran and a girl called Nina Lindberg Nesbitt.
One day, Nina was sitting at home when she got a phone call from her friend. "Hey do you want to go with me to see Ed Sheeran at a Radio gig?" Her friend, Mega, said. Nina screamed. She looked around her bedroom at all the pictures she had of his face on her wall. 'I'm going to make him fall in love with me by singing him a song and then we'll get jiggy and break up and we'll both write breakup songs about each other!' she thought to herself.
So, the next day, Nina went to the radio gig, with straight hair and wearing a cute little black hat. She was scared but she knew that her plan would work as she was a really cute foetus. When she got there, she was excited as she really wanted to see what he was like live. His set was like a couple of hours long, and out of his whole set, her favourite songs were Give Me Love and This.
After the set, she was allowed to go and meet him, so she did as she needed tips for becoming a famous singer person even though she's comPLETELY CHANGED HER MUSIC. When it got to her, she asked him whether he had any tips for aspiring singer slash songwriters. He replied by saying "Do you play the guitar?" and she shyly nodded. He then handing her his guitar and said "Play me a song then." But THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN. So, she played him her very good song 'Standing on One Leg'.
After she had finished it, Edward was like "OH MY JESUS THAT WAS AMAZING COME ON TOUR WITH ME AND WE CAN GET JIGGY AND GO TO VENICE AND NOT TELL ANYONE WE'RE TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH IT WILL BE OBVIOUS AND WHEN WE BREAK UP WE CAN BE EACH OTHER'S NEXT ALBUMS YAY."
"SURE." she said.
THE PLAN HAD WORKED. HER DREAM WAS BECOMING REALITY.
WAIT FOR THE CHAPTER TWO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
