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THE SCARY MOMMY [Tattletail On Crack]

De Todo

Once upon a time lived a teletubbie named Poopsie and den she farted and became a furby. Her name wuz changed to Mama. If u don't read dis Mama will turn u into a teletubbie and eat all ur cheese Warning: Strong dose of Stupidity and crude humor

#furby #horror #lol #mama #tattletail

Mama tries to eat a horse

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by TheInkSplatter

by TheInkSplatter

Mama: Lalalala- OMFG!

Horse: Yo

Mama: I MUST..HAVE U

Horse: Wait wat

Mama: *jumpscares it * MINNNEEEE

Horse: AHHFUUU-*runs away*

Mama: COME BACK HERE*chases it*

Horse: NEVVEERR

Mama: FURBIES! ASSEMBLE!

Furby: *makes Furtron*

Furtron: I will get horsie!

Horse: Hell no *kicks it*

Furtron: I LUV U MOMMMMYYY *flies away*

Mama: DANG U FURTRON U USELESS PIECE OF CRAP

Horse: *farting*

Mama: ARGGHHHH *smacks its butt*

Horse: What da-*explodes*

Mama: YES *eats its remains*

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tastes like chicken

Horse: NO DUH

Thomas: THERES 2 THERES 1 THERES 6 AND 8

Mama: FUUUUUUU-