Little Boy: I wonder what adventure ill have today! Especially since I'm the main character!
Mama: Ur stupid
Little Boy: *sees a box* Omg! *opens it*
Tattletail: Hello master!
Boy: WHAT THE %&#&#& IS THIS
Girl: Its a toy for u
Boy: ITS SO...ITS SO...
Girl: Pretty?
Boy: SO...SO...
Girl: Sexy?
Boy: DOWNRIGHT STUPID AND HIDEOUS *throws it*
Mama: Why hello littl-
Boy: UGLY *grabs Mama and throws her in the garbage can*
Mama: I HAVE A LAWYER
Boy: %&$&$& U ALL YOU SONS OF $&#&# U %&$&$#&
Girl: D:
Blue Furby: *in walkie talkie* Godzilla is on the loose I repeat he is on the loose
Purple Furby: *walkie* I guess we have no choice but to put him to sleep
Yellow Furby: *walkie* Is that safe?
Purple: Affirmative. Ready to launch in 3...2...1-
Boy: STUPID STUPID STUPID *squashes Purple furby*
Blue: Dude??!?!? Dude?!?!?!
Yellow: MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
Boy: ARGHHHHH *roars* *squashes Blue and yellow*
Mama: MY BABIES
Boy: *jumpscares everyone*
Everyone: FUUUUUU-
CUT! I SAID CUT!
Creator: that was downright outstanding little boy!
Boy: Rlly?!!??
Creator: YES!
/later/
Person: *opens up video game* wait a minute....The Boy who murders Furbys?!
Mama: *is the protagonist* *speaks to player * he has killed many of us. We must protect furby kind
Person: So mama is the good guy now..? Who is the bad guy..?
Boy: THAT WOULD NE MEE! MUHAHAHAH *jumpscare*
Mama: *dies*
Person: WHAT THE-*dies*
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THE SCARY MOMMY [Tattletail On Crack]
LosoweOnce upon a time lived a teletubbie named Poopsie and den she farted and became a furby. Her name wuz changed to Mama. If u don't read dis Mama will turn u into a teletubbie and eat all ur cheese Warning: Strong dose of Stupidity and crude humor