"the next house you buy is haunted by no, not a creepy doll, but an anime body pillow."
"I can't believe we bought the house for this cheap, considering how large it is. It's practically a mansion!" Howard exclaimed, shutting the car door with a small thud as he stepped out onto the sidewalk.
"Yeah, man. Pound it!" Isaac exclaimed, putting his fist in front of him as he trailed behind Howard. They quickly bumped fists as they made their way up to the front door.
Having just recently graduated college on scholarships from their short-lived college football careers, they had decided that being roommates was the way to go. They both had chipped in on the house, seeing as it would be theirs for the next 10 years, as they had a 10 year mortgage.
They entered the fully furnished house to find an anime body pillow resting on the couch.
"Dude, are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Howard asked, shocked.
"Yeah dude."
It suddenly sat up and came flying towards them.
This was going to be a long 10 years.
