Gerard sat at his desk in his home office, scrolling through his email for the daily 'How are you, Gerard?' and 'Follow up' emails he'd receive. As he went back to the home screen, something caught his eye. In the left corner was a 'click to watch' video and underneath were the words Girl twerking.
"Twer...king?" Gerard muttered to himself. He was home alone. Lindsey and Bandit had gone out shopping. Gerard's bushy eyebrows pulled together and his teeth grazed his called bottom lip as he clicked the video out of sheer curiosity. There, on his screen, was a girl with her back to the camera as her butt jumped up and down.
"Oh my...GOD!" Gerard yelled, covering his face with his hands. What the hell?!
He peeked through his fingers and his mouth dropped open in horror and a weird kind of awe at the way her butt moved. So jiggly...
"Why?" He asked to no one, closing his eyes and sighing as he ran his hands down his face. He paused the video and stared at his computer.
Twerking.
Do boys...twerk? Even if they don't have the ass for it, boys can still do it right? Gerard started giggling as he typed in boys twerking into the search engine. He was positive he would die of laughter at the videos that were to soon be up on his screen.
But as he watched the boys, he realized that they were actually good. Gerard never thought he would think that- Some boys were good at shaking their asses. He felt like a pervert but he ignored it. Have adults ever tried to do this?
What if he could do it?
As a matter of fact, now that he thinks about it, there was always someone asking him if he would post a video of him twerking on twitter.
Gerard grunted. It's not as if he hasn't done some weird moves that made his butt look weird onstage before. He could do this. Plus, no one was home. He'd be alone.
He could...twerk.
Seconds later, Gerard as standing in an open space across from his desk, his heart pounding rapidly. He was actually going to do this. He was going to do this. He was going to shake his ass and possibly try to make it go up and down.
Before he chickened out, he put his hands on his knees and began booty popping, trying to recreate what he'd seen off the videos. He got it! His butt was moving up and down just like the girls! It was so easy! His lips were in the form of duck lips as he did, feeling all high and mighty like Beyonce. He could feel his hair jumping all around his face as he accomplished his mission.
"Dad?"
"Ah!" Gerard screamed, stumbling and falling onto his face. "BANDIT!"
They both stared at each other for a long 5 seconds, Gerard's face turning redder and redder. The beating of his heart didn't dare slow down.
"Why were you shaking your butt?" She asks, her cheeks lifting. "Uh. Uhm. Uhm. I was-" Gerard stutters, fixing his hair. "When did you get here?!" He tries to change the subject.
"I'M TELLING MOMMY ON YOU!" Bandit suddenly screams, laughing as she runs away.
"NO! BANDIT!"
That person that asks him if he would post a video of him twerking is always me.
UPDATE: GO ON COSMICMISFIT'S PROFILE AND READ HER TWERKING ONESHOT I GUARANTEE YOU WILL CRY FROM LAUGHTER
