Programmed By Zayn Moore
So, as I was on my computer, looking up Science videos on "How to do chemistry", I came across a little link on the bottom right that said "DIE.exe". I was starting to feel paranoid as heck, but I started getting curious and tried it. It took me to this very suspicious link which took me to this computer game. It said, "TRY ME, IF YOU DARE..." I started thinking, "What the heck is this?" I didn't care that much, so I pressed play. A few seconds later, it told me to enter my age. "15," I typed. Later, on the screen, I saw some mime holding a knife whispering, "You're next.".
I started to get real terrified. Suddenly, the mime took off his jeans and THREW them at the screen. "Ewww!" I hollered. After that, it SUCKED me into the computer, and there I was, falling from the sky, in this lame-o computer game. I fell from so high, I broke my jawbone. The same mime from earlier came up to me with a SHARP knife and pointed it at me. Afterwards, he stuck me with the giant knife, aiming for my rib-cage. "Uhh, what do you think YOU'RE doing?" I asked, trying not to cry. "Let me spell it out," he said... "K-I-L-L you, Ok?"
As I was trying to process what I just heard, the knife got farther in my rib-cage, which led to me screaming... "AHHH!SHUT UP!" the mime yelled. The mime stuffed a jacket in my mouth, hoping it would stop me from screaming. Right then, I remembered that I had a pencil in my pocket, and then I stabbed him with it. Later on, he told me he got Lead Poisoning all because of me, which led to him dying. I have to say, I felt quite proud of myself for thinking up that one.
The screen said, "YOUR NEXT BOSS". A few seconds later, another mime popped out of nowhere. This one was HUGE. It was about five times the size of the last one, and I felt pretty horrified. This mime had a syringe in his hand, which looked like it had anesthesia in it. I get the idea now. His plan was to inject me with it and kill me in my sleep. He looked like he was nice, but I knew for a fact he wasn't. Now, here's where the real oddness begins. He started DANCING towards me. This stupid yet horrifying, gigantic mime started to dance. WHAT? Just, WHAT? I'm confused. "I'm large," he sang. "yet my name is Marge."
My health was right on the edge, and I didn't think I was gonna make it after all this fighting and stuff. I was given my final boss, which was ANOTHER mime. I was sent to space for this one. Just pointing this out but, this mime, has non-circle eyes. His eyes were SQAURE. Creepy. I wasn't excited, as usual. Ugh, why am I pointing that out? I NEVER WAS EXCITE! Never-mind that, but this mime kept teleporting from place to place. I finally caught him, and all I had to do was take off his space helmet and let him suffocate. Bye-bye, idiot. I felt like it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to finally beat him. It felt like it changed my life. I was taken out of the computer and back into my room. I learned a lesson today, to never trust mimes.
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