Get ready for some trash in this book, alright m8?
Edd, Tom, Matt and Tord were walking by for a stroll after a zombie apocalypse. They were about to go home since Edd ran out of Cola, but then spotted a mysterious looking mountain. Matt said those...
Art by @_VelvetCat_:Edd was sipping Cola, Matt was admiring himself to the limit, Tom and Tord are same as usual. It was just a normal day, but not just normal. Boy I can't wait. "Hey, guys..? I think we have been spending too much time indoors.. Don't you think a little fresh air is fine?" Matt was still looking at himself, Tord and Tom were still cursing at eachother. He didn't wanna wait for long for a response, since they were too busy and it's almost pin-drop silence. What a fine day. "Ugh, If you say so. But don't go running to me and complain for another unnecessary reason." Edd snapped. He got another can of Cola and left the house a few minutes later. IM TOO LAZY SOO.. -TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY TeMmIE- _________________________________
"Ah, i'm glad i went out on this warm and sunny day." He chirped. Fast footsteps were heard a few kilometres away which turns out to be Matt, which he is crying about his broken mirror. "Uh.. Matt? You have a closet of mirrors and you just forget about them for the next few years!" "BUT THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE!!" Matt sobbed. Edd looked away from the poor cinnamon for a while. "Matt..?" "Yeah?" "Where are Tord and Tom?" "Oh! They got tired of eachother so they decided to follow you out." Edd exchanged looks. "But.. I don't see them?" Matt grabbed Edd and turned him forward. "They're in front of you, Silly." "Oh.." Tom rolled his 'eyes' which no one can tell since his eyes were pure black like coal. "Where are we going anyway?" Tord asked in his fluent accent. Edd pointed at a strange and unsual mountain. "We are gonna find out what's in that mountain." He said filled with Determination. "Oh nonono Edd, C-Can't we go somewhere safer..?" Matt asked. "Nope!" (Dammit Edd you little bean xD) "Legends say those who climb the mountain never return." Matt said darkly. "Oh c'mon! it won't be that bad right?" Edd said with a really wide smile on his face like he really wants to go there like there is no tomorrow. "Ugh fine, but if ANYTHING goes wrong it's not our fault." Tom mumbled. "So what are we waiting for?!" Edd shouted. He grabbed Tom, Matt and Tord and dragged them to the mountain which appears to be named... Mt. Ebott.
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Few minutes later..
"Ugh! why does the mountain have to be so high?!" Matt complained. He saw a really big hole in the inside which looks like there is no end it, so they're all gonna die. "Oh okay, i am NOT going in there and die in that deep pit." Tom refused. Edd sparked an idea. "Hey! Why don't we get some climbing equipme-" "But even with all those equipment, the rope won't even be long enough to reach the bottom safely. So there's that." Tom just shrugged it of. Edd didn't want to go and leave yet, he wants to find out the truth behind Mt. Ebott. "Tord? What are you doing?" Tord was looking into a hole and winced at it. "I think i see something that might break our fall, which seems to be something like.. Flowers?" "Pfffft, surely he's wrong. That commie never stands a chance." Tom hissed. Though Tord ignored it. Edd looked at Tom and Matt who are about leave. "HEY GUYS WE CAN GO!" Matt is internally screaming, Tom is crying. Edd grabbed the whole group (Again) and all fell into the hole. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH NOT THE FACEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Matt screamed. "Yay!" Edd squealed. Tom and Tord... (idk im sorry) "ARE WE LITERALLY GOING TO FALL ON A BED OF FLOWERS?! THIS MUST BE A JOKE." Tom shouted. "Yeah i'm sure, flowers are pretty good as an example for breaking falls, but not quite so you still get a scratch, idiot." "Yeah yeah, Whatever nice theory yaaaaaaaay....." After a few minutes of falling, the flowers broke their fall, but not all. "Hey, thanks for breaking my fall Bluehead." Tord teased. "DO NOT CALL ME THAT." Tom hissed, internally bleeding in the head after some minor injuries caused by the evil strawberry. "So... what's this place again Matt?" Edd asked, holding his arm after the fall. "Huh... we are in... uh..... where are we again?" Matt shrugged, not remembering anything after falling a few feet from above. Edd face-palmed. Tom started walking off somewhere towards a purple gate entrance. Edd, Matt and Tord looked as if he was about die any second if he enters the gate. "Wait, Tom? Where are you going?" Matt asked. "I'm walking to somewhere which is the way out of here DUH." "I don't think that's the exit.. it's the opposite of exit." The 3 Cinnamon rolls just followed him to wherever he is going until they saw a flower than can TALK and that has a white face, yellow golden petals and a stem which is portable that can take him to places. The four stopped, looking strangely at the flower. "OH MY GOD A TALKING FLOWER!!!" Matt exclaimed. Edd has a side of non-violence so he was okay with it. "Aww.. the flower looks adorable!" Tom freaked out and got an empty wine bottle and ran towards the flower cowardly. "HOLY FLIPPIN' EDDSWORLD CEREAL BOX IT'S ALIVE!!!!" The flower started to talk. "Howdy! Im Flowe-" Tom started smashing the bottle on the flower repeatedly. "GET AWAY FROM ME!! YOU WEIRD SUNFLOWER!!" "OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! DID I EVEN HURT YOU YET?!!"Edd, Matt and Tord just looked in horror. "Is this a dream and we aren't waking up?!" Matt asked, hoping his face wasn't ruined since it's a dream like anything can happen. "Im putting this on my Facebook." Tord took out his phone which caught this picture:
