Chris
It was a snowy afternoon, about 8:35 at night. Me and Bella were walking down the street when i spotted the Korean spy in the bush! I whipped out my switchblade and gutted him like a fish. BAM!!! Gunshots rang out in the streets behind us, exploding cars. "DAMMIT!" I yelled as i pulled my girlfriend to safety. To my surprise, she whipped out 2 handguns and handed me one. As we returned fire to the assholes that attacked us, we were still running, and they were gaining on us. One actually caught up with us and so i whacked him with the muzzle and he started muttering something, "Damn Weasels!". I whacked him one more time and this time he was out for GOOD.
We finally made it to my house, the Koreans no longer chasing us. My brother handed me a phone and I called the police,"Hello, officer? Yes, this is an emergency!" I yelled into the phone."I am being chased by Korean spies, 356 Runmore Lane, PN. Please arrive as soon as possible. Thanks, goodbye."
