I now officially hate her. I really do. SHE HAD THE NERVE TO SET ME UP ON A DATE!
Why you ask? Cuz she's that evil, I can't even say her name without wanting to throw up. The stupid thing is, I'm walking to meet the guy she set me up with right now. I'm wearing the clothes she picked out for me to "impress him" ( if impressing means looking like a whore). I'm wearing a really, really,REALLY short skirt ( those skirts where you have to pull down each time u take a step) and she stuffed my bra with tissue paper to make them "pop!". I'm also wearing the worlds heaviest makeup. I can't even blink right now. And lets not even get to the high heels. These things are monsters that are chewing away my feet slowly.
As I got to the restaurant, I saw him standing away from me and talking to the waiter. While I was checking him out, my eyes landed on his ass.
O....
O......
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my....
Date ass doe.... Them things look so full and plump....
I just want to squeeze them.
While I was thinking of such nasty desires, he finally noticed me and realized that I was his "date" and told me to sit down.
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Silence....................
How the heck am I supposed to start a conversation with someone i barely know.
O I got an idea
"Did she force you here too"? I asked after all the silence and awkwardness of looking at each other.
"Who?"
n.. nobody I answered akwardly. We kept on talking about the weather and have a simple conversation. He started talking about his dog and i tried smiling through all that makeup but it didn't work. ( I looked like this 😐)
After that we ate some food with him having a sandwhich while I ate a salad due to not wanting my skirt button to pop on me.
Once it was time to leave, as soon as I stepped outside, I regretted it. It was freezing outside and the dang wind only have it worse. And to add to that, I was wearing the worlds shortest skirt imaginable with bare skin showing. I turned around hoping to find the boy so he could be a gentleman and give me his coat or something.
But guess what
GUESS WHAT!!
I saw him staring outside with a huge despair on his face
Thank god he didn't leave
"Hey can I borrow you coat so I can go home, I promise to give it to you tomorrow" I demanded more then asked.
He must not have noticed and he gave me a crazy face (😕 like that) "are you crazy!, I'm trying not to die here, and you asking for the one thing that will keep me warm?" I'm sorry but you on your own bitch, and pull down you skirt before it goes up to your belly button" and he walked away.
I stood there STUNNED at what I just heard ( and also pulled down my skirt).
Well......
Now I hate april ( almost throwed up) a million time worse.
Sighing, I plowed my way through the biting wind and ran home.
💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓note from the writer: hey guys, hope you enjoyed chapter one. And PLZ PLZ give me feedback to I can continue writing this amazing story. But ty for reading 😘😘
