Day 34: siblings therapy

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Day 34: siblings therapy

[susan has joined]

[johnny has joined]

Susan: it's just this way Johnny

Johnny: kk

Susan: here we r!

Johnny: ...

Susan: ...

Johnny: sue... this isn't Disney land

Susan: *sighs* sorry Johnny but if I told u we were going 2 siblings therapy then u wouldn't come

Johnny: yeah ur probably right and- wait wut... SIBLINGS THERAPY?!?

Susan: calm down

Johnny: I DONT WANNA GO 2 THERAPY

Susan: wuteva Johnny ur still coming

Johnny: BUT SUUUUEEEEEE

Susan: no

Johnny: BUT-

Susan: NO

[thor has joined]

[loki has been dragged on by thor]

Loki: GET OFF ME U STUPID OAF

Johnny: THOR, LOKI, U GOTTA HALP MEH!! SUSAN'S TAKING MEH 2 SIBLING THERAPY

Thor: HELLO WOMAN OF INVISIBILITY AND CANDLE MAN

Johnny: DONT CALL ME CANDLE MAN

Susan: sup guys

Loki: sup. Thor's taking me 2 sibling therapy

Susan: ur going 2?

Loki: yah that dumb idiot standing next to me called my 'brother' dragged me here

Johnny: *whispers* now u know my pain

Susan: sorry, he doesn't rly like siblings therapy

Thor: SO U HAVE BEEN HERE BEFORE

Susan: yeah, last time we came, Johnny went cray cray and threw a chair @ me and started burning everything

Loki: dramatic

Thor: DOES CANDLE MAN NOT LIKE SIBLINGS THERAPY?

Johnny: *throws fireball @ thor* DONT CALL ME CANDLE MAN

Loki: lol, Johnny's a candle man Johnny's a candle man

Johnny: *turns flame on* *flies up in2 air* I SAID. DONT. CALL. ME. CANDLE MAAAAANN *shoots laser beam @ loki*

Susan: BAD JAHNNEH *uses telekinetic powers 2 slam Johnny onto le ground*

Johnny: *le flame goes off* oooouuuuuuuccccchhhh

Loki: oh okay

Susan: this is y we can't have nice things

Thor: LETS GO 2 THERAPY!!! :D

[everyone has left]

|Meanwhile, at stark (or the avengers) towers|

[everyone has joined]

Arya: and I was all like 'I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY' and then everyone else was like 'holy crap she can fly'

Tony: *stares intensively @ Arya* that's so cool

Arya: and then there was this 1 time when I was hanging out with superman and we were all like 'I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY' together and everyone else was like 'holy crap they can fly'

Tony: that's so cool

Arya: so that was ppls reaction 2 me flying. Hey wut about u tony?

Tony: that's so cool

Arya: Tony?

Tony: that's so cool

Natasha: *whacks tony on the head with glass*

Tony: *wakes up from trance* I'm sorry wut?

Arya: dw

Clint: ohmigod I just realised that dw stands 4 don't worry AND doctor who

Bruce: well done sherlock

Steve: guys, where's thor and loki?

Sam: they went 2 siblings therapy

Steve: they go 2 therapy?

Sam: 4 siblings

Steve: do all siblings go?

Sam: only the ones with problems

Natasha: I wonder how they're getting on

Bruce: probably terribly

|Meanwhile, at siblings therapy|

Therapist: okay so 2days lesson is all gonna b about trust. I want 1 of u 2 fall back and the other 2 catch them

Johnny: go on then Susan, fall and I'll catch u. U can trust me

Susan: I wouldn't trust u 2 deliver a pizza

Johnny: *gasps dramatically* OFFENSIVE

Thor: FALL BACK BBY BROTHA AND I'LL CATCH U

Loki: okay number 1, I'm not ur brother. Number 2, I already trust u sooo much so it wouldn't rly b a test so I think that U should fall instead

Thor: OKAY :D *falls bck*

Loki: *steps aside*

Thor: *falls on2 floor* BROTHER U WERE MEANT 2 CATCH ME. NOW MY BUTTOX HURTS

Loki: oh my gosh I'm so TERRIBLY sorry, I wasn't rdy. Y don't u fall again and I'll catch u this time

Thor: OKAY :D

Johnny: I TOLD U, U SHOULD FALL AND I'LL CATCH U

Susan: NO, U SHOULD FALL

Johnny: U SHOULD

Susan: U SHOULD

Johnny: U SHOULD

Susan: FINE *falls bck*

Johnny: *misses*

Susan: *falls on2 floor* ...

Johnny: I DIDNT MEAN 2, I WASNT RDY I SWEAR

Susan: ... *battle crys* *lashes out*

|Back at stark/the avengers towers|

Arya: I'm sure they're doing juuuuust fine

Sam: yep, completely fine

Steve: okay I guess ur right, I needn't worry then

Bruce: nope, I'm sure they're having gr8 fun...

Clint: ...

Natasha: ...

Sam: *sips tea*

Steve: ...

Arya: ...yeeeaaah... suuuure...

Bruce: ...um... SHAWARMA ANY1???

Natasha: yeah let's go

Clint: so I don't have 2 witness anymore of this awkward silence

[everyone has left]

A/N

Sorry it's short :(

I'll do another chapter later

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