*Cynthia thought of herself as a simple woman. She was the champion of sinnoh, had a successful side career in archeology, and knew several powerful trainers. So why was she distract all of a sudden, because her unova vila was burnt to the ground*
Cynthia: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL SUMMER HOME????!!!!!
Random old guy: oh, I thing I saw a few of them rich folks
burn it down to the ground. Something about being "jelly"
Cynthia: CRAP BASKETS!!!
*Meanwhile 3 figures were laughing over their victory.*
Rich Guy A: man I can't believe it was that easy to burn the sinnoh champs vila down
Rich girl A: I know right
*FLASHBACK TO 3 HOURS AGO
We see rich boys A and B as well as rich girl A being salty over Cynthia's house.*
Rich guy A: how the fuck does that chick have such an awesome vila?
Rich girl A: well she is the sinnoh champion.
Rich guy B: you mean the same champion who lost to a guy who brought a freaking dustox to their battle and that little shit swept half her team?
Rich girl A: fuck it She gets up
Rich guy B: where are you going?
Rich girl A: to burn that bitches house down
Rich guy A: that's not a half bad idea
*And so the rich little shits used their fire type Pokémon to burn Cynthia's vila down, thus leading us to present day.*
Cynthia: drat, with my vila destroyed and no boats to sinnoh in the near future, there's only one thing left to do
*And thus Cynthia packed what's left of her things and went on her way to dragonspiral tower*
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Can a champion crash at your place for a few days
HumorWhen Cynthia's unova vila gets destroyed in a fire and the next boat to sinnoh not leaving for who knows when, Cynthia is forced to crash with ref. Hilarity ensues (sequel to 3 AM)
