Ice's POV
She's CRAZY!
A baby?! What the hell is she blabbering about?! Even the sound of me having a baby makes my entire body shiver, even though she only assumes I HAVE one.
I tried to tell her, for the sake of her mere stupidity, that the baby in the photo is NOT MINE. The baby on the photo is just---ah shit. Nevermind, I'm not explaining why I have a baby boy's photo in my ipad. Got any complains?
But she cutted me off before I can even explain everything to her! Yeah, explaining is the proper word for someone as stupid as Iona. Her mind might fly away somewhere else, been there and I don't like repeating what I say.
Akala ko titikom na yung bibig niya pagkatapos niyang sabihing madaya ako. Jeez, ilayo niyo siya sakin at baka makalimutan kong babae siya at baka masapak ko na sa kakulitan. How irritating.
The she broke the silence between us.
"Ang unfair! I want a baby too."
I stared at her unbelievably. This is one of those rare moments where you'll find me not in my usual composed self. My mind went blank for a moment, and when I snapped back into reality,all I can think about is 'She wants to have a baby?!'.
Shit, does she know what she's asking for?
"Say you know what you're asking," umiiling kong sabi.
A baby huh? I smirked inside my mind.
I can give her one.
'Ah shit, this is absurd. What am I thinking?' I mumbled for only me to hear.
Iona's POV
I see no change in his expression, his stares are still cold and intimidating, bumalik na ulit siya sa normal niyang sarili. Hindi tulad kanina na para siyang nakakita ng pusa na may sampung ulo ng aso. Pfft! Ahaha, napaka talaga ng lalaking to.
Nung tinanong niya ako kung sigurado daw ba ako sa sinasabi ko eh tumango na lang ako. Minsan talaga, iniisip ko nang may malaking sapi sa utak tong si Ice. Bukod sa bipolar na polar bear, eh napaka-slow din niya. -.- *Sigh*
Masama ba magkaroon ng baby? Naku, ang hirap namang magkaroon ng asawang may pagka-slow. Buti na lang, matalino ako!
"Ice, may tanong ako..."
"Nagtatanong ka na. -__- " Pa-sungit niyang sabi.
Pagkatapos ko siyang irapan, nagtanong ulit ako. "Ahehe," Pinagdikit ko muna yung dalawa kong hintuturo.
"Paano ba gumawa ng baby? "
Ice's POV
After THAT question, she earned a death glare from me.
It is official. I married a sadistic, noisy 3 year old girl.
I'm still glaring at her, while she bited her lower lip in frustration.
Don't stare at her lips. I repeatedly instructed myslef mentally.
"Iona, tell me. Did you bump your head when you're a baby?"
"Huh? Malay ko,hindi pa naman ako marunong mag-head bang noon. :3"
Wow, she did bump her head. HARD. See how nonsense her words are?
"Tsk!" I stood up from my seat, maybe talking to Drew makes more sense than talking to her.
Kahit na puro pangaasar lang alam nun, at least he's not as ignorant as Iona. Although he can be as stupid as her.
BINABASA MO ANG
Danger is our Last Name
General FictionSTORY ON HIATUS "We got married at a very young age. But it was NEVER a SECRET." This story contains violence, gangsters and cringey (all love stories are cringe worthy) romance, and a plot that is unrealistic BUT made me happy during my teen years...
