Kate: Hey dad it's raining hard out here, let me in the house.
Dad: R u outside the door?
Kate:Duh dad, now let me in before I get really soaked!
Dad: Stay there under the porch for a bit while I call the cops.
Kate: Why WTF is going on. Let me In!
Dad: I can't
Kate: Dad, why not?
Dad: My daughter died 2 years ago.
