Tord vs World

Tord's Beginner luck

Tord's p.o.v
   I was walking my way to the Hentia book store. The only Hentia store in town is in the east part of town which is a dangerous place but I could handle it...at least that's what I thought. I was wait for the walk sign to flicker. When I did I didn't realize there was a drunk trunk diver about to crash into me I was rereading my last Hentia comic so I didn't notice. By time I did it was too late. The truck had crashed into me blood was splattered everywhere the last thing I saw was of Tom chuckling across the way then everything was black.
   I woke up to pitch black except for a bright light to my left and a red-ish dim light to my right. Then behind me I hear soft slow foot steps. I look behind me to see a skeleton figure with a dark black cloke. From that moment I knew I had died. NO I'M NOT READY TO DIE NOT YET NOT ON MY WAY FOR HENTIA! "Come mortal Stan on your feet. "The figure commands in a deep voice. "Come with me as we together choose between light and darkness so we can choose your path. Tord I am taking you to-" "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" I pleaded sobbing "No duh. Hmmm. Usually I would not make such a great offer but today I am bored and would like to play. Here's the deal...I cast a random spell on you that will change your life." The figure offered. Tord gulped and nodded "Since this is your first death I would say you had beginner's luck...but next time you won't be so lucky unless you have something to offer me...goodbye Mr. Tord...or should I say Mrs. Tord." The figure disappeared. Wait...? What!?
   I woke up in my bed just as usual but something was different. My flat chest was now rounded, and my butt was bigger. My lips were plump,and my waist was smaller yet still a little bit of fat. Also my hair was longer much, much longer. WHAT HAPPENED! I looked over my right shoulder to find a note. Eh...hem it read

-Mr. Reaper
Here's a note of things you need to accomplish
1. Find job

2. Flirt with 3 guys (Btw:wear makeup lol XD)

3. Create at least one child with one of these men (just cause😎

4. Give your first born to me

Rule: If you don't accomplish this in at least five years you will die instantly and you can't die during these five years.
Ps. You look hot as a girl call me Grim 000-111-325 my number

  Ew. Next to the letter I see a case I open the case and there are wads of 500, two boxes and another note. Please don't be gross

-Reaper
This should get you though for a while
There's a makeup kit in the bathroom.

   I go to the bathroom. "Dang Grim was right I am hot getting the guys will be easy. Uhk but the birthing part that not my style but *sigh* my life is more important. Besides he never said I had to keep the child *unzippes makeup bag*Let's get started."