Chapter 1: Pein's done
It was the middle of the night at the location of the Akatsuki's hideout and everything was silent...until Deidara and Sasori got back from there mission. The quietness of the house was suddenly interrupted by yet another argument between the two as to what art was. "Art is an explosion! Fleeting, un!" "No true art is eternal!" The two had be doing this for days, know one knew why they where fighting about it so often, and until now know one really cared. But that was the final straw, everyone was sound asleep until Deidara and Sasori got home, and started yelling at each other.
Pein's POV: I was sound asleep as was everyone else in the house, that is until Deidara and Sasori got home. I woke up to the sound of 'Art is fleeting, un!' and 'Art is eternal!' Look I really couldn't care less if they fight or not, but in the middle of the night! "That's it!" I yelled as I got out bed and through on my Akatsuki robe. I opened the door to my room to be greeted by the sounds of yelling. "THAT'S IT YOU TWO! I THINK I'M SPEAKING FOR THE WHOLE AKATSUKI WHEN I SAY I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" I was fuming. The two were now quite but that didn't change the fact that as soon as I walked away they would continue fighting. "You two need to learn to get along and not fight about this difference." I said more calm. "But Sasori no Danna makes fun of my art, un." Deidara whined. "That's only because it's not art brat." Sasori replied. "I'm no brat, un!" There they go again. "Stop bickering you to I have a solution." I smirked knowing that they wouldn't like the solution. The pair was silent and waiting for my answer. "Until you two can learn to get along, and stop bickering, you two will share a room." I could only laugh inside at both of there reactions. Deidara was shouting "What,un! No way,un! That's not fair,un!" Sasori just hung his mouth open in shock and said "You- you cant be serious?" "Oh but I am serious, learn to get along and you two will no longer have to share a room." I said. "Pein-sama, you're kidding right, un?" Deidara asked. "No Deidara, I mean it I'm done dealing with the two of you."