Me: "Hi and welcome to Ask Creepy Pasta!"
Jeff: "UGH!!! I don't wanna do this!"
Ben: "None of us wants to do this."
Me: "Everyone has to do this, or I'll get Slendy to rape all of you!"
Everyone: O_O
Slendy: O_O
Me: "You guys are here to answer some questions. So everyone sit down and shut up!" *Talks in a demon voice* "Or all of your souls are mine!"
Everyone:*Sits down.*
Me: "Okay, so before we get things started let's make sure everyone's here first...." *Takes out clip board and knife.*
Me: "Jeff?"
Jeff: "Here" *coughs* "sadly"
Me: "BEN?"
BEN: "Are you serious? You just told everyone to shut up!"
Me: "Slendy?"
Slendy: *Puts hand in the air* "Sup nigga!"
Me: "Eyeless Jack?"
E.J: "Jello"
Me: "Hoodie?"
Hoodie: "Hey."
Me: "Masky?"
Masky: "Sup?"
Me: "Ticci Toby?"
Ticci Toby: "Rainbows!"
Me: "Laughing Jack?"
L.J: "Candy!"
Me: "Good, everyone is here!"
Jeff: "Not anymore...." *walks to the door*
Me: "Jeff! Sit your white ass down, before I cut you a new vagina!" *Takes out knife*
Jeff: "But I don't have one!" *Frowns*
Me: "You will soon!"
Me: "Okay, so everyone get ready to answer some questions."
Jeff: "What if they ask if I'm a girl?"
Me: "Why would they ask that???"
Jeff: "Because of what you said."
Me: "Ok..."
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I know it sucked, but still ask some questions!!! :)
