Me:hey dude what's up?
Friend: nothing much but I got a new dog!
Me:*shrieks* GET YOUR DOG BITCH!!!!
Friend: oh he doesn't bite.
Me: YES IT DO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me:hey dude what's up?
Friend: nothing much but I got a new dog!
Me:*shrieks* GET YOUR DOG BITCH!!!!
Friend: oh he doesn't bite.
Me: YES IT DO!!!!!!!!!!!