Ninjago Greenflame ~ LOVING FIRE

Use protection???????

Opal is now 16
Opal’s P.O.V

“JAKE!!!!!!” I screech as he pours water own my back.

“Hey don’t start screaming my name! Your dads are goanna come running thinking were ‘playing racecar games’ and beat my butt!”

“Don’t forget about Jane!”

“Oh don’t even get me started! I would need physical therapy!”

“Oh please! Stop being such a baby!”

“I’m not a baby Opal!”

“Waa! Waa!” I say rubbing my hands under my eyes like a baby would.

“goo goo ga ga!” Jake says sliding down the side of the lone cherry blossom that accompanies us on top of the grassy hill.

“Your no fun” I say lightly shoving his arm as I sit down beside him looking at the river gently flowing.

“Oh well,” Jake says “At least I’m the boring one and not the stupid one in our friendship.” He smirks

“How Rude!”

“The truth may sting but lies will burn Opal.”

“People will rip other people apart,”

“But when we stick together,”

“We are there to collect the broken pieces”

“Of hearts,”

“Of homes”

“Of each other.”

“always.” I finish. “So when’s your date again?” I laugh

“I TOLD YOU 4 TIMES ALREADY!” Jake throws his hands upwards

“And I wasn’t paying attention. So tell me again!”

“7:30, at the park fountain”

“And what does the special lady look like again?”

“Brunette hair, short, bright ocean blue eyes, black glasses-“

“How heavy is her flow?” I interrupt

“What?”

“How long is her time of the month?”

“I don’t speak Japanese Opal! What do you mean!”

“Please don’t have children.”

“What? Why?”

“Because the Earth already has one air head and it doesn’t need another.”

“HEY! I thought you were the stupid one!”

“I thought you were the stupid one.”

“Are you copying me?”

“Are you copying me?”

“Why would I be copying you?”

“Why would I be copying you?”

“I didn’t ask for an echo!”

“I didn’t ask for an echo!”

“I’m stupid!!”

“Glad we agree on something, but you have a date to get ready for so lets go!” I say grabbing my purse and standing up.

“Wait, um, yaa ok….”

“Well come on!”

“I’m coming Ginger!”

“Airhead”

“Meanie”

“geek”

“Bookworm”

"Fuck face”

“Nah I don’t do oral. Unlike you”

“Lier you never get asked for anything."

“You do all the time.”

“No I do not!!!”

“I see what happens in the boys locker room opz”

“ass”

“You’re the one riding people so I wouldn’t be calling me a donkey.”

“You’re like that gay best friend that the girl has in those cringey movies that no one in real life has.”

“But I’m not gay!!!”

“That’s what they all think, an before you know it your putting a ring on a male because you liked it so much.”

“Just like god did to Saturn. All the single planets put your hands up!!!!!"

“What ever floats your tiny boat Jake.”

“Why not a big boat?”

“Because you don’t have a big boat.”

“I don’t even have a tiny boat!!”

“Yes you do.”

“Where?”

“Look in your pants, but it may take a while to find it because its so small.”

“Fuck you”

“Jake you better not be fucking my Niece.”

And that’s when I realized Jake and I arrived at my house.

“Shit” Jake whispers

“Need a change of pants?” I whisper to him.

“I hate you.”

“Love you to buddy”

“Wish I could say the same but Cole is still behind us.”

“Uncle Cole! There is cake for you in the fridge if you leave us alone!” I say before closing the door to my room.

“So what’s the plan?”

“For what?”

“Your hopeless. For your date.”

“Oh I don’t know. She said she had something planed.”

Then the door opens a crack and Uncle Jay throws in silver packets that flies in and lands on the wooden floor.

“Use protection kids. Don't think Lloyd and Kai want grandkids just yet."

"UNCLE JAY!!!!!!!!!!"

“Your family is weird Opz, it explains a lot.”

“Its not even the first time you meet them!!!!!”

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