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opp i stabbed a bithc o well

It's a beautiful Sunday morning, birds are dying, rabbits are fucking..And Jay, a handsome motherfucin T.V. head boi, is quite horny in the apocalypse.
He meets a boi named Tyler, a fairly shy, yet dangerous twat.Tyler was no ordinary human either, along with Jay, he was part fucin robot with his vibrating dildo arm that reaches about 20 feet fucin long in somone ahole.

Tyler, thinking he finally has someone to relate to, takes Jay in as his own lil fucin' sex-slave to shove his fucin 20 feet dildo arm in his tight ass asshle. But Jay was lik-

"Nut kinkie enoogh 4 meh m8."Jay said in a seductiv motherfucin deep voice like that crab shit from the lil mermaid going through puberty.

"Den wtf u want me to wif ur lil ass ur like the bread from McDonalds, su squashed and wrinkly." Tyler said while trying to make his arm facing longer by putting other dildos on his nubby fist.

"U can touch something' else more tight u kno ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )"

"wat can be tighter than u-" Tyler was cut off to the sight of Jay picking up his shirt slowly.

"i want u..to..poKE MY MOTHERFUCINK BELLY BUTTON U SHIT" Jay started suductivly, but ended up making Tyler def as fuc.

Not being able to hear Jay and being etreamly pissed at him, Tyler went quick to grab his nife and wuz like, "biTCH DAFUQ IS WONG WIF U IMMA FUc u up su badly m8 u don even kno"

Jay wus scred lik the lil bitch he was but at the saem tim, dis was his dream..And he was happie it would comtrue wif the person he loved dearly but only met like 30 minutes ago but still iTS LOVE.

Tyler took his knife and *SWOOSH O FUC DERE IS BLOOD* and he had realized that he just stabbed a bithc's belly button.Tyler wus glad tis wasn't Jay's peni s bcuz even if he, himself, wasnt the person getting stabbed i the dik he would feel the dik stab.

As Tyler shanked Jay's naval, Jay moaned in pleasent, internal screms.

"*moOAAN* oh fUC YES DADDYY STAB ME HARD MMMMMMH"

Tyler was confused but was like "o mutherfucin well at least he aint complaining'"

He continuded to insert the knife in Jay's belly bitten as he moaned and screamed.

"are u feELIN IT NOW MR.CRABS??" Tyler screamed with every moan Jay yelled.

"ahhhhhhh yis daDDIE KEP GOIN' MMM AHAHHDSVHG **ORGASMS. ORGASMS EVERYWHERE.** O FUc i nut in yo face soz fam"

Tyler had just barely gotten hard once he heard the last moan from Jay but by then he had forced himself to cum so he cummed at they last minute so it was pretty quick.

in the end, the both bummed and screamed "are u fEELING IT NOW MR.CRABS" at eachother overtime they did it and got a limp dik

but sadly, Jay had died from the amount of blood loss cuz apparently if u get stabbed u can die lol, who knew ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.But at least he died with a half hard boner and cum in his belly button :)

i have so many regrets writing this but i love the rEGRET please end me i want to die like Jay

ps.Jay has a TV head and Tyler has a roboot arm and they both characters me and my frien made so like eh i just said i would do dis so dats the wholE FUcin reason i even made a damn account and i regret it but at the sam tim i love dis

[1/20/20] what the fuck is up bitches, kenny if ur reading this hand over ur virginity