"Can anyone tell me the square root of 97.62828727"? Mrs brown asked. Silence. I swear this teacher is out of her mind like what kind of question is that? "Anyone"? She asked seeming irritated that no body could figure out what number this bitch was saying. Some one raises their hand.
"Yes Cole?" Her eyes were filled with relief. "Can I go to the bathroom?"Big mistake buddy. Mrs brown's eyes turned back to the {what am i doing with my life teaching these idiots} look on her face. "No pee your pants". I couldn't help but snicker a bit, man whore got told by a teacher. I think I'm starting to like this old lady.
"What?!" Cole replied loudly. This definitely got everyone's attention, "I'm not 5". "But you sure act like one" Mrs brown shot back smoothly while turning back to erase the white board. Cole's face was bright red from either anger or embarrassment, not my fault I can control my bladder and he can't.
"Ok now tell me the square root of why Cole can't control his bladder?" Mrs brown said while drawing a stick figure with a cross eyes. Everyone's hand shot up but Cole. He's too embarrassed.
"Yes violet?" Mrs brown picked on me. "Because he's too much of a pussy to man up and that he needs to learn how to control his bladder with pampers" I bit my lip to try to keep a smug look on my face.
The whole class burst out laughing as Cole covered his face in his arms, even mrs brown was laughing. "Thats what you get for cheating on Lola" I laughed giving him the finger.
Ah the joy of not giving a fuck.
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RIIIIIIIIIING
The whole class basically ran out of mrs brown's room, Cole looked like sonic the hedgehog and I could imagine him saying "Gotta blast!"
"Hey uh.. Mrs Brown"? I asked while walking to her desk slinging my black book bag over my shoulder. "Yes dear" she replied fixing a photo of I'm guessing her husband. "You're like the fucking best teacher ever" I almost yelled out. "And you're my favorite student ever, now get out of my room before I beat your ass".
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Lunch:
I sat with all my best friends or shall I say my squad. We're the bad girls of this trash hole, mess with one of us. You better hold on to your plastic boobs sweetie cause we're wolves out on the hunt 24/7.
So while we're here let's introduce them.
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"BITCH SHUT YO FAKE ASS UP" This is Gigi.
"DAMN HOE, GET YOUR BARBIE LOOKING SELF OUT BEFORE GIGI BEAT YOUR FLAT ASS" This is Roxy.
"Ew look at those fake yeezys" thats Blair.
" More fake then her ass" and then theres me.
And together we are bad girls
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