Hannahfied

A/N: IF YOU DON'T READ THIS I WILL SMACK YOU WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER MADE OF PILLOWS. PILLOWS HURT.

Hello guys! I usually don't do author's notes at the beginning but I just thought I'd say a few words!

First off, I am completely psyched for this mini-book! As you should as well, I mean hello it's great.

Second off! HIW should be read if you haven't yet! It's great to see such success. ALSO! It's summer, summer meaning different types of books out of me. I will be releasing different books and details later on.

On a related note, I'm pregnant! Just kidding I don't even have a boyfriend and I'm not able to take care of a baby!

ENJOY MY MINI-BOOK!

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Hannah

I looked at the ring over and over again, trying to contain my amount of laughter and tears. The great Ross Shor Lynch actually committing to one girl, especially if that girl is me girl. I sat on the bench and felt his brown eyes burning a hole through my finger. “I know, I can’t believe you committed either,” I smiled at him and put my head on his shoulder. “What, you never thought I would ask for your hand in marriage? I mean, yeah, it was unspeakably hard asking your mother for your partnership forever but I pulled through! Look at that pretty rock shine,” his eyes sparkled as he played with my hand, making the diamonds sparkle.

“Your something else, you know that little bro?” Rocky told Ross as he sat on my lap and leaned back. “ROCKY SHOR LYNCH GET OFF ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT!” I squealed as he snatched my hand out of Ross’. “The name’s Mark, girl. And nice rock, yo! It’s almost as rockin’ as my name, because, you know, Rocky. Anyways, how much did this cost? Three, four thous-“ “THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT!” Ross yelled over his brother as my eyes boggled out of their sockets. “Ross, you didn’t have to spend that kind of money on me. Honestly, I would’ve been content with a—“ “Ring out of a quarter machine, I know. But Hannah Elizabeth, you’re just so swell and more deserving than that.”

I  blushed rapidly as the twerking butt finally got off of me. “I CAN BREATHE!?!” I smiled wide as I looked at Ross in pure amazement. Rocky let his dimples show which caused me to stand up and poke them. “I have dimples too!” Ross pouted and I looked at him over my shoulder. “Yeah, but yours aren’t canyon size,” I told him. He gasped and I rolled my eyes and walked towards him. He leapt up and kissed me then, smiling at my star-crossed gaze I was throwing him. “Jeez, Han, I know you love him but I want some affection too!” Ratliff screamed from an unpin-pointed location as I unwound myself from Ross’ arms.

"RAT BOY, YOU'RE HERE TOO?!" I shrieked as he and Rydel popped up from the other side of the bridge with their daughter, Elly. "Rat Wife and Rat Daughter also accounted for!" Rydel smiled as they came closer and I enveloped the small family in a hug.

"How are ya, Ratlly?" which, of couse, is a nickname given to Elly by the great and powerful nickname giver herself, Carissa Lynch. She blushed and smiled shyly as she held onto Ratliff's finger and hid behind him. "I'm good, Aunt Bee (yet another nickname)!" Ratliff said imitating her voice and swung her small hand as she laughed.

"Ratlly, Ratliff, and I were just walking through the park when we overheard a helpless lady screaming for a previously called 'Rocky Shor Lynch' to get off her, so I knew you guys were somewhere close," she smiled and Rocky blushed, causing us all to laugh. "Ratllyyyy, come see Rossy!" Ross exclaimed and threw his arms open as she ran toward him. He picked her up and sat back down on the bench as he played with her bouncing blonde-brown hair (Funny you should ask, I was there when they were bleaching it. Ratliff wanted it brown, Rydel wanted it blonde, Riker said half and half, and it just stuck. For now, its brown on bottom and blonde on top, but I've heard talk of switching it).

I sat down and played with Ratlly as Ratliff, Rydel, and Rocky talked. We tickled her under her chin until her face turned red and played tic-tac-toe on Ross's iPhone until it was time to depart and get ready for the concert later tonight. "I'll see you later, baby, okay?" Ross told Ratlly as she pouted through her tears. He kissed her forehead and Ratliff picked her up as she sobbed.

"Looks like someone needs a ratnap," I pouted at her sadness and she shook her head furiously as she laid her head on Ratliff's shoulder. The happy family waved goodbye at us and walked away, leaving just Rocky, Ross, and I. "Man, I gotta get to the hotel and Skype Krysten and the kids," he told us before I stroked his brown hair and he was gone.

Just the fiancee and I.

"Well, we have six hours to kill," Ross told me, glancing back up from his phone to see the look I was throwing him.

"Don't give me that devilish grin Hannah... Okay... Let's go to the hotel."

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"Thank you Brooklyn! Also, meet my new fiancee, Hannah Elizabeth! EVERYONE BE POLITE, STOP BOOING. NOW, NOW, SAY HI!" Ross yelled into the microphone as the crowd screamed 'hi' at the top of their lungs.

"Now get quiet, we're going to sing Hannah's favorite song ever for her tonight. No one scream! No one shout or talk or anything rude! We just want all of you crazy people with phones up in the air like lighters! And if you don't have a phone, PUT THOSE LIGHTERS UP!" Riker yelled and everyone screamed in agreement. Carissa swooped in then and had Katlynn in tow with her baby belly barely being covered by her shirt. Katlynn started running around the stage before they started their acoustic cover of I Want Crazy by Hunter Hayes. Carissa went behind Riker and covered his eyes. Rocky held a mic up to them as they spoke.

"Knock knock!" Carissa smiled into the mic. "Who is it?" he smirked goofy as she laughed. "You know," she said in a ridiculously low voice. "VOLDEMORT!?" he gasped and she laughed and smacked him on the shoulders as he spun around to kiss her. "THAT'S ENOUGH PORNOGRAPHY!" Rocky screamed and the crowd went crazy. "Okay, okay, enough, alright! We're going to bring everyone out now," Ross smiled as Stormie, Mark, Ryland, Brandon, and Savanah came on from side stage. They started playing the song and everyone was silent and it was nice. I danced with everyone on stage until the song ended. "WE LOVE YOU ALL SO DEEPLY!" Ratliff screamed at the crowd. He raised up Ratlly to the microphone where she screamed equally as loud, "I LOVE MY DAD, LOVE HIM TOO."

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"So now what?" I asked Ross as I scrolled through wedding dresses. We've been laying on the hotel bed for hours laying on our bellies looking at dresses. Its currently 4:26 A.M. and I'm not even tired. "I don't know- oh I like that one- maybe Skype Laura?" Ross yawned and gave me a look. I stared at him aggressively but I couldn't stay mad at his sleepy eyes. I never really got around to telling him how jealous I was of her. Anyways, she's in Japan now curing cancer or something like that, I can't be jealous halfway around the world. "Sure," I smiled and he yawned again as he pulled up allygator on Skype.

"Hi!" her face pulled up then and Ross waved. "Hello!" I said and waved with my left hand. "DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME OR IS THAT SILVER?!" she gasped and I blushed. "Yeah, proposing, loving, kissing, marriage, stuff, bridges, Rocky sitting on Han," he yawned and held my hand up for her to see. I saw a flicker of jealousy in her eyes but it left when Ross looked back at her and gave her a grin. "MARRIAGE!" he yelled and then fell face-first on the mattress asleep. "Well, I guess I better properly get him to bed," I smiled a fake one and she smiled one back. "Goodnight!" she managed to say before I turned off the video call.

"Okayy, Rossyyy, come onnnn," I tugged at him and he lolled his head up. "Come on, into Rossy's arms, that's it, there we go!" he smiled sleepily and kissed the top of my head. "Ross, we're fully clothed," I deadpanned as he pulled the covers over us. "Clothes or no clothes, your still my wife," he yawned and put his head in the crook between my head and shoulder. He mumbled an 'I love you' and I was out just as fast as he was.

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AAAAHHHH! WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START THIS OFF!