You grew up in clifton gardens.
Looked like alot of fun..
now you're a.. cranky penguin
Who needs a finger up the bum...
...To get off
Where do you get off
Fancy boarding school
But you bombed the hsc
Scraped into uni
& called them all femi nazis
Because they... wont entitle
Your lack of vitals
You call them all peasants
But you are not pleasant
As you...climb the corporate ladder
With a full bladder
while 'the man' takes the piss
You are not a hit
Work all the hours you want
It wont get you shit
Its easy to guess
Why you have IBS
Playing your
enemies like a game of chess
suggest you rest, don't stress
Your destiny is manifest
Clfiton gardens
Its alright for some
Clifton gardens
Give my regards to your mum
Riffing (rapping) at the end:
Those exploding bowels are ugh heinous
& you want me to... what? digitally explore your anus?
I dont think so darlin
You remind me of Stalin
stalin at least got famous
& I dont think he was so into his own anus
& i reckon he had a bit more charm
Didn't get as pampered by his marm
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'Clifton gardens' Song lyrics.
PoetryOk peeps. This is the first (part of a) song I've ever written. I wrote it rather quickly and on a whim. It is inspired by an ex who is not altogether evil, but somewhat entitled due to his upbringing. Armed with a mean streak, his incessant politi...
