My Awkward Moments Collection

Part 1

From my head and my personal finding in life.

1) The awkward moment when someone asks you when you came into the country.

2) The awkward moment when somsone talks to you like your a retard because they think you don't know any english.

3) The awkward moment when your mate asks you if you eat your semen.

4) The awkward moment when you send a dirty text to your cousin by accident.

5) The awkward moment when you try to guess if it's a boy or a girl. We never found out the true gender.

6) The awkward moment when you call your mate "4 eyes" and then forgetting the teacher where's glasses as well.

7) The awkward moment when your watching the movie "Women in a black" - a horror- your shitting yourself and you tap your friend who's fallen asleep. I had to sleep with my door open for two weeks after the movie.

8) The awkward moment when someone asks you to speak any Chinese for a "laugh". I was born in the UK I don't know a word of Chinese.

9) The awkward moment when someone asks you if your realted to Jackie Chan, just because I'm Chinese.

10) The awkward moment when you switch off the Wii and your second cousin cries and his parents don't have a go at you but you can tell there pissed and you feel like crying like a baby.