The Rainbow Fic

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One day CrankthatFrank was hanging out with Twenty one pilots, Fall out boy, My Chemical Romance, and Panic at the Disco. Patrick took off his fedora and gave it to Frank. Frank uses it as a hover board to fly over the ocean of milk. Brendon Urie is in the sky and says, "It's not a bad d***." In a robot voice. As he's saying that a giant rainbow of Pete Wentz's d*** appears in the sky. Frank flies over that with the fedora saying, "WHEEEEE this is amazing Patrick! Oh my gosh!" And Patrick's just like, "Yeah, at the end of the stream will you shove my fedora up your a**?" Frank gets to the end of the Pete Wentz rainbow d*** and shoves the fedora up his a**. While he does that out of his mouth a drumstick pops out. Frank is just like "WTF is this?" So he throws the drumstick in the ocean of milk. And out of that Josh Dun forms himself from the milk and just bubbles up. It's like Josh Dun but it's a version of himself made of milk. Josh is just like, "What've you done to me Frank? I thought we were butt buddies. The only way you can save me is if you can rap the beginning of Heavydirtysoul successfully." So Frank is like, "There's an infestation in my mind's imagination. Immashmchdjdybfjdkdbd smoking in the basement." He fails completely. Josh Dun dies.  Tyler Joseph arises and he's like, "How dare you kill my boyfriend?" He fails completely. Josh Dun dies. Tyler Joseph arises and he's like, "How dare you kill my boyfriend?" Then Tyler and Frank start fighting.(dueling) Then it's Frank and Patrick Stump vs Tyler. And for some reason Gerard comes to Tyler's side because otherwise it wouldn't be even. Then they're all dueling. And Brendon is watching from above. Then they all realize they should just be gay with each other. And start c*** fighting with their d****.

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