That one guy ---- Thatcher Joe <3

UNICORNSSSS !!

I dont belive im going to home again 5 years i miss my mother and my brother soooo much , but im leaving my dad in Australia alone , ok , with my step-mother but shes a bich sooo yup hes going to be alone !

"Bye dad , i will miss u lots come to London sometimes , too se Marcus ! " I said hugging him

"I promiss i will go but you know i have to take Alicia too , and thats very expensive , but i promiss . Now you have to go you dont wanna loss your flight " I kissed my dad on the check and went to the airport

My mother and my father got separet when i was 14 , they just divorced because they didnt love each other any more , i dont know how is that possible because you cant loving someone.

The flight was really bad but akward because i was sit next too a couple and they were kissing and hugging each other every FUCKING MINUTE !! 

Ok , its ok too kiss but please dont MAKE OUT in front of me and its a 14 hours flight

When the flight was over i get to a taxi

"Can you take me to this street please ? " I asked with a smile

"Sure Honey !" Did he just call me ...? What a weirdo !

I cant talk to much im a weirdo myself , i cant have a normal conversacion without talking about unicorns and nutella :3

Here in London its so fucking cold and Australia was soo hot !! I just bring t-shirts , shorts and some jeans im going to DIE

"Its here my lady " The taxi driver said

"Thanks , how much ? " I asked

" 15 pounds "

FUCK , FUCK , FUCK i dont have pounds i just have australia money OMFG what am i going to do ?!!

I text my mother she have too be home

" Hi mummy im stuck in the taxi with no money can you come outsid and pay ? " i text

"Honey im not yet im stuck in the trafic ! Try Marcus . Love u cant wait to see you ! "

I dont belive this

"Hy Marcus im stuck in Taxi with nooooo MONEy can you come outsid and pay ? " Marcus pleasseee be at home , please , please , pleasee !!

" So how much ? " i heard Marcus saying

"15 pounds " The taxi driver saied

"Heres the money Sr. Have a good day "

I get out of the Taxi and hug Marcus i dont belive im here already !

"Omg why are you in a T-shirt ! " Marcus said looking to me

"I forgot London was cold ! "

"Lets get you inside . SOOO my friend is inside i thought you were just coming in 2 hours "

"Supriseeee !!!!!!! " I said almoust shouting

When we get inside there was a guy in the sofa

"Hy im Alfie and you must bee Chloe right ? " He said giving me a quick hug

"Yup , nice too met you ! "

"Come on im going to show you , your new bedroom !" Marcus said

"I need to go the bathroom first..." I said , i really need to pee ...

"Sure the bathroom is there , and you we dont have tam.. " I cut Marcus i cant belive!! how akward ! I CANT BELIVE MARCUS WAS ABOUT TO SAY TAMPONS IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS !