Dear Diary,
Today I ate some oatmeal for my breakfast. It was flavorless and watery. Then I went to driving class. Again. I don't really enjoy it, and I know how to drive, but I have to go twice a week for the next 8 weeks, and I am SICK OF IT! I really want to stop going.
They make us go not to teach us to drive, but to teach us almost everything but driving once you finish the first 6 months of class. For one, they teach us not to stop for anyone crossing the street, even if it is a dinosaur, or even Mickey Mouse. Even if they are the number one celebrity of the year. They tell us that reaching our destination is more important.
Then, after that, I drove and drove and drove. It was kind of boring, and I ran over a bunch of chickens and a mini whale with a camera. You run over a lot of strange things around here. Once I ran over a jumping pudding and a ghost all in one hour. How does one run over a ghost? They can go through things, and also, they are already dead? Do they die again, or do they fake it? Whatever...
It is hard to go to a lot of places in this world. The streets and roads face one direction, so the only way to get to another place is to leave your car behind and cross the road. Unfortunately, you have a 70% chance of lying on the ground, dead and flat in the next five minutes. Yeah, no. Not happening. Anyway, I have the coolest car ever. It's one of those purple DJ trucks with the music and bass sounding loud and clear. So, there is no way I am giving it up. So, it looks like I am gonna be driving in one direction for a while...
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Diary of Crossy Road Driver
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