There was once a little Arab boy who was bullied everyday by the little Kurdish kids. He would constantly be taunted, being called "biji" and "wiji" nearly everyday. One day, the little Kurdish boys gathered around the poor Arab boy and started throwing stones at him. While this was happening, the great leader, Saddam Hussein, was walking by and saw the Kurds stoning the crying Arab boy. With his great might, the dear leader released the mustard and gassed all the Kurds. He then walked up to the Arab boy and picked him up. Wiping the tears off the boy's face, Saddam said "Worry not for a lion does not care for the monkeys laughing at him from the tree".
That little boy grew up to be Bashar Al Assad
