He pushed namjoon against the wall and he felt namjoon breathing against his neck. Shrek says "call me sheddy". and namjoon does it. Shrek felt namjoons hard muscles against his and he moaned. Shrek knew namjoon liked it hard. but then suddenly jin and jimin walk in. jimin says "ah exycuse miiiiiiii." jin looks away with tears in his eyes. "i..i cant believe you are cheating on me... with that" he says. namjoon doesnt know how to react.. "NOOOO" he just screams. then suddenly yoongi (angus beef) walks in. "can I sleep here?" he says. He looks around startled. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE UNICORN LORD IS THIS?!" He screams with a face of horror. Jungkook walks in with taehyung, "could u all quiet tf down" he says angrily. "taehyung and I want to eat ramen but we cant bc of all ur moaning". Everyone stares at jungkook. "cant you see we are in a fight" says nj, "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JUNGKOOK".
Shrek peacefully sips his tea. "well this is interesting" he says. "YOU KNOW WHAT" shrek yells, "WE SHOULD HAVE A MAD TEA PARTY". "okay" says yoongi "Im here for the food anyways". "you can be Alice, I'll be the Mad Hatter..." shrek says seductively. namjoons breathing became deeper. jin chuckled. "WHERE'S THE FOOD" yells yoongi. "hol' on" jin says. "I think I've got some cookies in the back". shrek claps his hands in excitement and kisses namjoon deeply. jimin pukes. "I think I'm not that hungry anymore buBYE" he says as he runs out of the room. "how sad," shrek says. "I really wanted to fuck that boi!" namjoon looked at him with tears in his eyes. "I thought you loved me! I think we should just slaap you in" namjoon cried. He pulled a needle from behind his back and stabbed shrek in the neck. Shrek screamed. "HOW COULD YOU Do this to meee..." shrek said as he fell to the ground. "I hope you don't rest in peace but ROT IN HELL!" namjoon yelled at the green body on the floor. shrek was ingeslapen. Everyone looked at shrek, then up at namjoon. Namjoons face was red and furious. As fast as they could everyone ran out of the room. I guess it's just me and you now, namjoon thought. maybe I could... but I shouldn't.... i'm Not the only one right... I'LL DO IT! Namjoon raped shreks body. _namjoon got off of the body and looked at it. "What have I done!" He screamed. He ran to the computer and went to an online forum. He clicked 'make new post' and started typing. All his anger and sadness spilled out into words. 'I raped the body of my significant other. I am the one who killed him.' He posted it and immediately he got a reaction. "dear namjoon, you're not alone. I raped the body of my significant other too. But he died of cancer, so you're worse than me lol" namjoon read it and sighed. I should just turn myself in, he thought. Go to a mental hospital. Everyone would be better off without me. Jin walks in, "ahh i see u raped him" he says camly, "too bad i couldnt join". namjoon grins. this is why he loves Jin. "jin should I turn myself in?" Namjoon asks. "NO" jin screams. this is our little secret. let's rape another body together, jin grins.
