T O T H E N E W G O D I N T E R N E T
Oh most gracious guide and wise counsellor,
How fortunate is it, that not a lore
Your existence is. Most accessible
The chance of surfing through, incredible
Your intricate web of endless knowledge.
Ask Yahoo and it shall give you answers.
Even easy to find famous prayers
Time cease to matter as we click through you
While Google can easily guide us through.
So grateful we are for you bring us joy
And you help us through our deepest turmoil.
But if our connection was ever to crash
Prepare to feel our most senseless wrath.
