Facebook Phan Stories.

Facebook pt:1

They saw a cherry tree. · · They fucked. · · · They both saw a whisk. · · To go to their favourite Starbucks, Dan wore a big hat. · · THEN DAB APPEARS · · And dab says "wtf is happening " · · · And falls down · · · Then he turns to the side and sees white dog shit · · · · Phil panics then screams in Simlish. · · · eliza pancakes then turns up, hoping that she can stalk dil's creator and convince him into handing over the little happy family. · · And then Dan and Phil fuck each other. THE END · · · But not the end, for they go on a date · · · A fluffy pink unicorn jumps onto phil and takes a poop on his head while dan orders coffee for the date. · · · Obviously Dan takes the initiative to stir both cups of coffee. · · Phil is freaking out about the poop on his head · · · Then Dab comes back and says "WHAT THE FUCK" · · ·
Dil comes and takes Dab back to the sims · · · And tabs get abducted by aliens again · · · Dan watches tab get abducted and says oh fuck not again. · · · And then he masturbates the the sight of the aliens, because they all look like Phil · · · Phil comes back and cries · · · Dan doesn't know which Phil is the real Phil · · · He clears his throat to ask a question "What did you get me for my 20th birthday!?" · · · "Um... A lamas" Fake Phil said · · · "Youre shitting me" screams dan · · · As he leaves the aliens asshole · · · But then a potted plant grows out of the ass. · · · And then the plant grows into an daisy. · · Then the daisy died · · · Dan starts to cry while phil comforts him · · · Dan started to feel better. · · And Phil cuddles dan until the next morning they set out to ... · · · go get maltesers and tea. · · · And the tea gives them strange powers · · · The power to eject memes from their orifices. · · · The tea also · · Gave them the power to create a new daisy · · · Dan touch da wee wee, Phil touched da sausage, Sperm. · · · But then the tea was so powerful that the daisy crawls out of Dan and walks away. · · · They went on a very homosexual bike ride ;) · · · it started raining rubber chickens · · · the rubber chickens started dancing · · · Dan accidentally sat on one and scared himself like in pinof 7. · · · Then phil tried to calm him down with a kiss · · · And it started to get heated (😉😉) · · · Then the bike toppled down a slope and Dan and Phil fell in a forest · · · and that forest was the suicide forest · · · They saw the dead body of Dab · · ·'Holy fudge who killed little Dab' dan exclaimed · · · It was actuLly eliza pancakes who killed dab · · · She had seen his mother and father get married an have this sweet dab, but still had an urge for a taste of dil. · · · Dil searched for the little Dab, only to see him lying bald and dead on the grass · · · With little white bunnies surrounding him · · ·
😂😂😂😂 · · ..
Dil collapsed to the ground · · Cries and kisses Dab · · · Dab woke up · · Dan turns around and faints at the sight of his baby alive. · · · Phil violently shook Dan as he looked like he was having seizure and wondered if falling from bikes can make people lose their memory · · · Phil try to kiss dan alive · · · Dan wakes up out of breath · · · And covered in honey · ·
he licks himself · · Then slaps himself · · He pulls out his phone to take photos · · Phil and him begin having sex whilst covered in honey · · They like honey so they lick it off each other · · They stop when they see a hybrod of llama and spider coming up to them · ·
they run and scream in fear · · Then they get cornered by llama, spider hybrids · · Dan craddles Phil in his lap to protect him · · * Dan kisses Phil forehead "it will be okay lion" · · Guys what even! · · The hybrid then spontaneously combusts after seeing how cute they both are · · · and pink fluffy llamas are filling the sky · · The gasp and hug each other tightly · · They would look back up at the sky as they smile at each other. · · WE'RE MARRIED NOW AND WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT! · · Cheeky butt sex · · Is so nice when phils rubs up my loose arsehole · · But chicken is nicer · · but at least dan was better than susan · · i should go and get some chicken with my husband · · Chicken is only good with my husband · · they had the cheeky bum secks with chicken and husband · · Chicken,husband, and cheeky bum seck is their favorite · · · They also have other favorites · · Dey r happy · · Chicken comes in all different shapes and forms, but when I eat chicken with my husband, we don't like to use our mouths. · · Then I choke on chicken saying choke me daddy · · Hearing the word choke makes dan weird because it's one of his weird kinks · · · Then dan screams CHICKEN · · ·
That was the safe word · · Then suddenly A genie appeared and took phan to another dimension · · Phan were scared and they took eachother's hand "what should we do" said phil · ·
"Lets explore and find a place to rest for the night" said dan · · THEN THEY TOUCH BUTTS · · But Phil Felt awkward and said to dan · · "hey why did you do that?" and dan said · · "Because it seemed like the right thing to do at the moment" · · phil awkwardly stutered: · · Oh ok lets just g-go · · and dan gets his phone out and shows phil some top quality memes · · Those are horrible memes!, phil says to dan · · "Dan? What the hell of a meme is that?" Phil said as he looked at dans phone · · Then suddenly the Devil appears before them · · And says... · · Yo buddies wanna grab a grilled llama sandwich! · · And Dan seductively said... · · "Mmm, I want your grilled sandwich baby," as he met his idol, Satan. · · Devil freaked out and ran away saying · · "He's trying to eat me" · · But suddenly our lord and savior Lucy turned and said I love you · · Dan and Phil ignored her and ran to the closest malteser mountain to hide · · In the mountain they are greated by a dead catrific · · Dan kicked her body out the way for his boyfriend phil · · Then Dan grabbed Phil's hand and lead on · · And every month we buy a hamster · · WHY?? · ·
And every week we buy him beautiful hamster clothes · · But one day the hamster · · He licked Dan's cheek and Dan gave him a beeming smile · · The hamster died so Dan ate the hamster · · Phil was disgusted that dan had ate a hamster · · so he slapped daniel · · And Daniel killed himself · · But it all was a dream and they woke up · · dan was confused why was Phil so scared of him now "Phil what happened?" · · "you bit my dick off in your sleep!" He exclaimed · · · "It was quite tasty!" He replied · · And smiled "I know!" Phil giggles · · Then they get of the bed and shower together · · "wow I really didn't leave a hole there! What are we gonna do about that" · · Phil giggles and then they go to the nearest coffee shop · · Why is this so casual?
They casually walk down the street · · it was so cold outside · · Phil offered dan his jacket · · Dan smiled gingerly as Phil wrapped him in his jacket. · · They went inside and watched Netflix · · · And they cuddled up close to each other whist watching a scary movie · · · When suddenly they got sucked inside the screen · · They were scared · · They tried to escape but couldnt · · So they had woohoo in a bush · · And someone saw them and called the police · · Then they gave birth to baby · · And then dil found tabitha and had Dab · · And dab grew up and ended up marrying erika's daughter. · · Then Dan and phil went to Disneyland · · They went into the men's bathroom together ;) · · Dan and Phil went outside and played jump rope. · · Suddenly published copies of the Hat Fic started falling from the sky · · · Dan looked at phil, phil looked at dan · · They smiled at each other and hugged. · · They played a game of monopoly. · · Then Dan told Phil he Loves him · · Phil looked at dan in shock · · PHIL TURNED INTO A SQUID · · And then Dan turned into one too · · And Dil too. · · They had a squid orgy with dil 😂😂😂 · · Then it rained · · It rained CUM 😂😂😂 · · They put on their yellow wellies and splashed in the cummy puddles · · Suddenly! Dan fell into the squidy tentacles of Phil! · · Phil licked his lips sexually · · Dil saw a skink · · Kitchen Sink by Twenty One Pilots began to play · · · They started to dance, dancing in the cum rain · · After they danced, they wondered why it was raining cum · · Then they found out why · · · They died the end . · · Then fucked in the afterlife for 3 hours · · They peacefully slept · · Then snuggled · · And told each other how much they love them · ·_Author_  then bought another hamster 0.0 · · Then suddenly, a loud thunder clapped from the outside. · · the hamster turned into a mutant...And ate their toes off? · · Hey I need those!, phil shouted · · · Dan yelled GIVE US OUR TOES · · · "lol nah m8" the hamster cackled with a cheeky wink · · Then hurriedly scurried into the unknown · · And the they followed the hamster into the unknown · · I just read this from the beginning I'm so done lol · · Then they fell down a dark hole · · a dark hole of hamster poo

"Let's eat the hamster pooo!" Dan screamed · · they then looked at each other. they were starving so they ate the poo

...