[signs face]

I just love Morgan Freeman.

He's a bit old for me but whatever...

It's only like a 50 year age difference.

It could work.

If I were to hang out with him it would probly go a little like this:

**i can't write, bare with me**

Me

Morgan Freeman

Hey Morgan Freeman

Hey random child who I don't even know..

What's new bro?

Wait how did you even get in my house?

That's not important...anyway what's your next movie?

You should maybe get outta my house...

But we're bonding! [smiles]

I think I'm gonna call the cops...

Wha-

Just go.

Bu-

Go.

Wai-

Go! Away! Shoo!

'Kay can I get your autograph first?

Only if you promise to leave.

Fine.

[Signs face]

Awwwwesoomme.

[Slams door in my face]

I LOVE YOU MORGAN FREEMAN!

Get off of my lawn, kid.

Well, I tried...

It's gonna be a blockbuster for sure.

That's just embarrassing....