Wattpad Blooopers: Mistakes authors make

Chapters that are too long

Do you know what annoys me? I mean really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, annoys me? Wait for the suspense... Oh wait. there's no suspense because I already said it in the chapter. Anyways, it's chapters that ramble on for far too long! I mean, my attention span lasts only a few seconds, and all but 0.000000005 milliseconds of that is spent on the title and title picture! Then as I'm lured in like a gaping, stupid fish into the book's depth, I'm suddenly met by a wall of words with no spaces in between whatsoever. Suddenly, my mouth drops in horror, my body begins to overload, and panic blares between the molecules of my brain as I slowly realize this will require me to do the most heinous act known to teenagers yet: Work. My brain is overworked enough! Come on already! So my already stupendously lazy brain shuts down, leaving me just sitting there drooling like an idiot while I frantically click on buttons in the dire hope of somehow deleting the tab and self-destructing the computer in order to purify the house from the evil that is anti-laziness. Usually, this self-destruction is accomplished by inviting my sloppy, careless friends romp through the house and play with my computer, insuring it's certain destruction. However, this has a drawback: The rest of the house is totaled too, causing my parents to be very, very, very mad when they see the catastrophe. Anyways, as I was saying, I hate long chapters! They just drawl on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on... I don't like that! As if that isn't enough, Incompetent, foolish writers don't even bother to space anything properly, resulting in one big paragraph. That hurts my eyes! I want to see proper spacing between words and phrases, which I'm not going to show here for some reason. Instead of performing this supereasy feat however, they just  clump everything together, resulting in one gigantic column of words that looks like it was ripped from moby dick. Then again, we all know how successful Moby Dick was... maybe they're on to something. I wonder what would happen if I tried to create a boring spaced story? Not add any spaces, don't put any work at all whatsoever. How would it compare with other books? Would it get a lot of views? Or not, perhaps? Anyways, it really, really irks me when I just see a long column of words that just goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and never stops, just continues on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and forevermore. It doesn't really matter what that random clutter of words says, I usually lose interest after foolishly trying to read a few words, then I hurriedly scroll down desperately trying to find something of interest before my brain shuts down completely.  Usually if the book title or cover has particularly nabbed my interest, I merely scroll ahead to find out what happens at the end of the chapter, or rapidly scan the page for any particular words of interest. Sometimes, though, it's just word after word after word after word after sentence after sentence after sentence! Did I tell you how much that irks me?!? It never stops! The chapter is friggin endless, a swirling black hole of grammar from whence I shalt never escape! AAAAAAAAGGGGGGUUUUHHHHH!!!!! >:(  I don't like it! I really don't! Why can't the authors just take the few milliseconds of time required to space everything out neatly?!? Now that I think about it though, it's not the chapters that are too long that's the problem, it's that everything is jumbled together In one incomprehensible blob. Anyways, that's just my opinion. Hmm, have I been rambling too long?