Some people knew them as brothers some people knew as farmers but I knew them as loversOne day on the farm of Harris, cavell was driving his tractor about his farm and he stopped to count his pigs but one was missing "where is the other pig" said cavell sausage fingers was wiping BBQ sauce off his lips"sorry it tasted really good" cavell liked the taste of BBQ sauce....
Sausage fingers was feeling a sense of guilt but soon suppressed his urge to apologise by his love of eating the pig (terry the awesome oinking pig ). Sausage fingers was a feeling quite hungry he NEEDED! more BBQ sauce.Cavell looked into his lovers eyes and said "jump into my tractor lets go for a ride"
The two of them went down to Tesco and bought 170 bottles of Tesco value bbq sauce as they were putting the bottles into the tractor cavell licked his lips ....