*Sportacus' POV*
The light on my chest flashed... someone's in trouble! I raised my knee and dabbed before dashing off through the winding streets of Lazytown. In the distance I could hear the terrified cries of the children- they were stuck in the treehouse. The ladder was no where to be seen. To reduce time, I flipped over the wall, my muscular body cutting through the air like a blade.
"Sportacus! Help us!" Screamed Trixie. Dumb bitch, what do you think I'm trying to do? I shook my head at her stupidity and scanned the area for the ladder. After a few seconds I found it laying against the tree beside the tree house. Honestly Robbie, try harder next time. I swear he only does these things for my attention... I blush at the thought and hurriedly distract myself by bolting over to the ladder.
With ease I maneuver it back where it belongs, followed by applause and cheers from the children who begin to climb down it one by one.
"You saved us!" Ziggy whooped. Fuck off you fat prick, I thought, instantly annoyed by his presence.
"Thanks Sportacus!" Stephanie smiled. I smiled back. Her crush on me was obvious from the start; she was all over me. Don't get me wrong- I definitely would if I didn't have my eyes on somebody else...
A harsh laugh serenaded my ears, and while everybody else froze with fear, my heart began to race. Slowly I turned around to reveal the man himself: Robbie Rotten. His luscious black locks were slicked back, and his thick eyebrows were raised. The goofy smile on his face made my stomach turn to mush and I could feel my face soften.
"Hello there, Stinky!" He waved to the yellow possessive one.
"It's Stingy," Huffed the little rat.
"Come on guys, lets go!" Pixel shrieked, as he turned and fled. The others followed swiftly.
"I've been waiting for you, Sportaflop," Robbie purred. His stripey overalls glistened in the sunlight.
