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"Are you teasing me?"

"Oh, of course not, I'm just a touchy-feely person, and I decided to wear these shorts that let half my ass hang out and coincidentally keep bending over in front of you," I drawled sarcastically. "Yes, I'm teasing you, you idiot!"

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Or:

A shy, inexperienced guy and an adventurous girl who knows what she wants.

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