Uma went with her parents to the Kompton's annual family bbq.
She was pouring herself a glass of Chardonnay when she saw the love of her life and the father of her kids (including all the abortions)...Simon Gerald Kompton.
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Aye mama show me what that mouth do" were the words Simon said to her.
"YASSS" Uma screamed
"hoe wtf it's like 2002 tf that mean" Simon said
"Stfu baldy" Uma spat back
"Omg fuck me" Simon said
U can guess what happened next....
They went to Chuck E. Cheese obviously
"That's so rude"- Kim Kardashian West
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Uma Kompton: a story
Non-FictionA biography of the queen herself...Uma Kompton I'm gonna like look up all I can find and maybe make up some shit along the way 😉 This is like not accurate at all btw so yeah
