Emmett
1. No ruff housing with the Werewolves
2. No drinking Bella blood
3. No eating Edwards rabbit "fluffy"
4. No throwing fluffy to the wolves
5. Emmett is only allowed to let Nessie watch PG movies
6. Emmett is not allowed to sigh the family up for wife swap
7. Emmett is not allowed to talk about Bella and Edwards love
8. Or Alice and jaspers
9. Or Carlisle and Esme
10. Emmett is not allowed to have sex in the janitors closet
12. Or in Public
13. Emmett is not allowed to play truth or dare
14. No allowed to get arrested again
15. Emmett is not allowed to read a romance novel
16. Emmett is not allowed to burn Edward favorite CDs
17. Or Bella books
18. Or Esme flowers
19. Emmett is not allowed to have sex with Rosalie to bother Bella and Edward
20. Emmett is not allowed to bring a Bear home for "dinner"
"he really brought a bear home for 'dinner'" asked Bella giggling "yah and he pretend the blood was wine" replied Edward laughing.
Just then emmett arrived "Hey Everyone I brought an old friend" he yelled
"EMMETT MCARTHY CULLEN PUT THAT BEAR BACK IN THE WOODS WE HAVE A HUMAN IN THE HOUSE" Esme yelled at emmett
"Sorry mom I forgot eddie has his first and only girlfriend here. Sorry bellerina"
