Yo, Why You So Cool?

A MinniRenis Production (C).

Yo, why you so cool?

I'm full of drool.

And I don't like pools.

For me it's only fools.

But don't you like to rule?

No, it's just to cruel.

I think you need to go to school.

Hey over there, what's in your hair?

It smells kinda cool, but makes you look like a fool!

To be so deep, is kind of cheap.

Why would you say, what can be given away?

I dunno, my nappie is full though.

That's so gross, don't ever boast.

That don't rhyme, get in time.

I don't like it when you talk to me like that, you sound like a rat!

Get over yourself, your a total elf!

How awesome is my newly washed hair? Oh who am I kidding, you probably don't care.

I do care a lot, but there are no plants in the pot!

Why don't you grow some flowers, that give you magical powers!

No no no! But I will take a crow.

I heard they like to bite. They always give me a fright.

You're so awesometastic, but your arms look kind of like plastic.

Well that's just rude! You owe me some food.

How bout some choc? No wait, your not allowed, instead a block?

No. I'm watching doctor who, but you don't like that show, do you?

Nup. Not. No. I'm watching the Lying Games though.

That show is so good! I knew that you would.

I like that Revenge show, it's better than playing in the snow!

Also better than cupcakes, which I love more than Allen's snakes!

What about glow worms? They have absolutley no germs!

Well, I love rubber ducks. They give me good luck. 

Okay, you got me there. And you even grew some hair!

Why would I do that? I really love cats...

Wanna go to cat heaven? It's to the right: press floor eleven.

On doctor who there are creatures that tap into your brain, it's really quite creepy and rather insane!

That was a long verse, Are you under a curse?

How did you know? You must have the brain of an affro!

Oh my friend, don't miss the bend!

Sorry, I know I'm rather weird. I'm even trying to grow a beard!

Hopefully it's really long, then you can finally play beard ping-pong!

Haha your so silly, do you happen to know someone called Billy?

Actually yes! He wears a dress.

Why would he do that? He'd look like a brat!

I secretly like mats! And I <3 Nat.

She's secretly a cat!

What, how could you know that?

I'm a secret spy, and I eat lots of pie!

That's pretty rad, do you have your own dad?

Yep and a mum who chews lots of gum.

I just did a poo, but sadly missed the loo...

What about the pee? Or can you not see?

I am kinda blind, but I really don't mind.

Do you do this a lot? Missing the pot?

Only at certain times. When I start to rhyme.

Just like this, after all the boys you kiss!

Maybe so, but what do you know?

Got to go, grab a Milo.

Oh yum! Please save me some!

No chance of that, I'm wearing a hat!

****THE END****

This poem one an award in March, 2012 of being the poem that makes least sense.