Percy Jackson

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Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Hades? Because you're drop dead gorgeous!

Pick-Up Line: Are you Hades? Because I'm dying to kiss you!

Pick-Up Line: I may not be a child of Poseidon, but I can definitely get you wet!

Pick-Up Line: My heart beats faster than Hermes' magical sandals whenever I see you!

Pick-Up Line: I'm a child of Hermes. I ship things, but I ship us the most.

Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Hecate? Because it must be magic that we found each other!

Anti Pick-Up Line: I'm a child of Athena. I don't date stupid people.

Anti Pick-Up Line: Did you fall from Mount Olympus? Because your face looks ugly.

Pick-Up Line: Did you fall from Mount Olympus? The gods must have sent you to me!

Pick-Up Line: I'm an Iris kid. Wanna taste the rainbow? ;)

Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Athena? Because you owl pretty!

Anti Pick-Up Line: Are you Sciron? Because your feet stink.

Pick-Up Line: Are you Kronos? Because time stops whenever you're around.

Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Aphrodite? Because you're beautiful.

Anti Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Aphrodite? Because you're vain and conceited.

Pick-Up Line: Are you the River Lethe? Because I've already fallen for you and my mind goes blank when I see you.

Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Hermes? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

Anti Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Hades? Because everything dies around you.

Pick-Up Line: I'm a child of Aphrodite, but my mouth can do more than just charmspeak.

Pick-Up Line: You must be the tenth muse!

Pick-Up Line: Are you from Ogygia? Because no one could ever find your beauty twice!

Pick-Up Line: You're sweeter than one of the apples from Hesperides!

Pick-Up Line: I would hold the sky for you any day.

Pick-Up Line: I love you more than Tyson loves peanut butter, more than Percy loves the color blue, and more than Coach Hedge loves fighting combines!

Pick-Up Line: If I had a drachma for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd only have one drachma.

Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Athena? Because you must have come up with a strategy to win my heart!

Pick-Up Line: I love you more than the number of eyes Argus has.

Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Hecate? Because I know you just hit me with a love spell!

Pick-Up Line: You are hotter than the bottom of Daedalus' laptop.

Pick-Up Line: You are hotter than Leo Valdez.

Pick-Up Line: Are you a child of Apollo? Because you light up my world!

Pick-Up Line: I can forsee the future. I can see... wait... it's us being together!

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