Lost and found

Who is scary?

It was early morning and I was lying on the couch. I was half asleep when somebody came. I heard him doing something in the kitchen. He came in the livingroom and he stood next to me. I opened my eyes.

"Do you want to sit down?" I asked.

"Yes."

I moved and Kakuzu sat down. I didn't want to sit, so I used him for support. I was lying on him with my legs lying on the couch. He was silent and warm. Ideal pillow. But it didn't last for long. Hidan came.

"Move bitch!"

"Sit on the floor, Hidan."

"Sit on the old fucker."

"Why should I? Do it youself."

"I'm not a bitch."

"Floor is waiting for you."

"I'll sit on you, bitch!"

"Try it. I'll show you some nice genjutsu."

Hidan sat and put my legs on his lap. Since when is he nice?

"Thanks, Hidan."

Now I can sleep. No, I can't. Who's next?

"Are you comfortable, Misao?" asked Kisame.

"Yes I am. Why?"

"It seems you get along with zombie combo very well."

"I'm not fucking zombie!" yelled Hidan.

Kisame smirked.

"Deidara will be jealous."

"He can kiss Zetsu. Deidara is naive."

"And who will be next? Leader-sama?"

"No. He's too scary."

Kisame laughed.

"And we're not scary?" asked swordsman.

"Well there is one person who is really scary."

"Who is it?" Kisame was curious.

"Guess."

"Me?"

"No."

"One of this zombies?"

"I'm not..."

I didn't listen to Hidan's cursing.

"No. One of them is nice and one of them is asshole."

"And you're little bitch."

"Thanks for your opinion, honey."

"Don't call me honey, bitch!"

"It's Konan. Be quiet, Hidan."

"I won't be fucking quiet!"

"Konan?"

"Yes. She's scary."

"Why are you ignoring me, bitch!"

"Hidan, I want to practice my aiming skills today. Will you be my target?"

"Go fuck Kakuzu!"

"Do you see it, Kisame? He's jealous because I'm speaking with you."

"I'm not..."

"You're right. You should turn you attention on him or he will sacrifice us."

"Oh Jashin make Hidan quiet or I'll have a headache."

Kisame was laughing. And Hidan was angry.

"I'll fucking show you who is scary!"

"You're just annoying."

"I'll show you, bitch."

Hidan definitely isn't nice.