How Yeri became the 5th member..
August 1, 2014....
Irene: Well guys. We did it. We officially debuted as Red Velvet. The 4 of us..
Wendy: Idk about you guys, but I feel something is missing..
Seulgi: (shows abs) What do you mean, Wendy?
Joy: She's right. Something is missing. I need a little 'sister' to play with. You guys (94' line) always hang out together. And Irene just does laundry and stares at wallpaper all day.
..the group delegates..
A few months later. During their usual 'Happiness' rehearsal..
Wendy: Shine on me! Let it shine on......
As the months go on..tension rises..and 'Happiness' faded slowly, but surely..
Irene: Joy. Why are you always late? Do you think because you're the maknae(youngest) , you think you can get away with things?
Joy: Get off my back Grandma. You get more lines than me and more attention. So what if I'm late?
Seulgi: (dances randomly with just her abs) Come on guys. We have to perform in 20 minutes. Let's 'Be Natural' .
Wendy: Seulgi is right. Let's just 'Take It Slow' and not act like we're 'Rookie(clears throat) Rookies.' We're professionals.
February 2015..
Joy: Screw you guys. I'm getting married soon. Idk with who. But bet your ass it's someone who will tell me 'It's Okay' and will show me the 'Way Back Home'.....
March 2015..
A mandatory press conference was issued regarding news of a new member joining Red Velvet..
..the members were shocked and so were the fans..
Fans: 'Who the fck is Yeri? She'll ruin the dynamic. She'll ruin their chemistry. Joy is the maknae and it'll stay that way..'
The news spread like 'Automatic'
..the members delegated before the press conference.
Irene: (stumbles over folded clothes)Fuck! I mean Ok! Guys it looks like we're adding another member to our group. Let's hear your thoughts.
Wendy: It's perfect. This is exactly what we needed!
Seulgi: Someone compliment my abs!
Joy: Unnie. What are you saying? That us 4 weren't good enough???
Wendy: Joy. You said it yourself. You don't like being the maknae. You want a little sister right? What's the problem?
Joy: So you guys are ok with some random person ruining what we have already and share the spotlight that WE earned and not Yeri??
A loud bang came from the door..
Yeri: Sup bitches..
