Facing Insanity

Week 9: Again the Family Grows

Day 1) Tsuna's Daughter

Tsuna loved his friends and his family, they were all amazing wonderful people. Tsuna tried to convince himself that was true as he hid his face under his pillow.

"Lilly-chan's spending the morning with me!" Bianchi's yell rang through the house.

"She's my girlfriend! She said she was spending the morning with me!" Hayato yelled back. Bianchi must be wearing the masquerade mask Lilly-chan got for her.

"MAMA!" Lambo screamed.

Tsuna heard Teddy's door open across the hall.

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"WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!" Teddy ordered before slamming his door closed.

"No yelling in my house." Tsuna's Mama ordered her voice controlled and soft, followed by the shrikes for her victims as Nana threw her icy water darts at those in the living room. Not even three minutes later Tsuna's alarm clock went off and Tsuna had to get ready for school. Tsuna and Teddy decided to skip school, and instead find a shady tree in the park under which they could take a nap.

Teddy woke up to Tsuna snuggled up to his side and a little girl about Lambo's age holding a photo to their faces.

"Are you looking for someone?" Teddy asked as he tilted his head to look at the photo.

"The guy in the photo looks a lot older than Tsuna and I, is that your uncle?" Teddy asked. There was no resemblance between the girl and the photo guy but best not be presumptuous.

"I find target, learn new tricks." She said in choppy Japanese.

"You're a martial artist then?" Teddy asked, as he sat up. Carefully moving Tsuna's head to his lap so not to wake the other boy.

"You know?" The girl asked surprised.

"Your uniform provides for a good range of movement. Good for female martial artists."

The little girl blushed at the sort of compliment. When Tsuna woke up, it was to Teddy's fingers running through his hair and the sound of gentle conversation.

"So you're an orphan then?" Teddy asked of the little girl.

Tsuna remembered Lambo and how Lilly-chan adopted the little boy. There was room in the house for another nursery, maybe....

"Yes, me no got parents." the girl confirmed.

"I'll adopt you, if you'd like?" Tsuna offered as he sat up. The girl blinked before smiling brightly.

Day 2) Dying Will

Reborn was tired of needing a reason to use the dying will bullets. Tsuna was just not as much of a weakling as Iemitsu's file had originally indicated. Tired of waiting, the tiny hitman decided to wake the Decimo to be up with a dying will bullet and see what happens.

"LIVE THE DAY WITH MY DYING WILL!"Tsuna screamed as he jumped out of bed.

Tsuna quickly got dressed, then ran into Teddy's room, where he proceeded to jump on the sleeping boy's bed. Teddy was woken up, his eyes flashing amber gold as he glared at the hyper boy.

"UP! UP! UP!" Tsuna chanted before he ran out of the room. Tsuna banged on the bedroom doors as he ran down the stairs, waking up the adults and Lilly-chan as well as the two kids. He grabbed some toast and jam before he ran out the door to school. Teddy was dressed and chasing after the brown haired boy, frustrated at being woken up two hours before school started.

Tsuna was impatient during class, and so skipped. He ran twelve laps around the track before he offered to deliver any paperwork Hibari needed delivered. After running halfway around town and back Hibari decided to bite the hyper herbivore to death. Tsuna dodged and ducked Hibari's attacks, laughing happily as he swayed in and out of attack range. Their spar lasted until one Ryohei Sasagawa decided to join. The three way spar had the three boys falling through the floor into the classroom below, sending the students running.

Tsuna's excited laughter as he avoided getting hit became hysterical when Teddy joined up. It became Teddy and Tsuna vs Ryohei vs Hibari. They broke through a wall, and Kyoko-chan joined her brother in the fight with her never ending supply of pepper spray. The bell rang as Tsuna passed out, Kyoko got Hibari's eyes with twin blasts of pepper spray, and Teddy held Ryohei in a headlock.

Reborn had enjoyed this day's chaos, probably because he caused it.

Day 3) Brother Dino

Tsuna was walking home, Teddy on his left with Hayato on his right. Takeshi next to Teddy, and Lilly-chan next to Hayato. They had picked up the kids from the elementary school, Lambo was jumping between Lilly and Hayato, while I-pin walked calmly on Tsuna's left. As they neared the house they saw it was surrounded by men in suits.

"Excuse me, would you mind stepping aside please?" Tsuna asked.

"Only the Tenth Generation of the Vongola may enter." The stern faced guard said.

"Yes, I understand that. And I asked you to step aside." Tsuna asked again.

The guard still didn't move so Tsuna glanced to his gathered friends. To his left Takeshi held his baseball bat against his shoulder, the cheery smile threatening with his narrowed eyes. Teddy's nails had sharpened into claws, as his eyes flashed amber. On Tsuna's right Lilly-chan was snapping her rings together, sparks small but noticeable. Hayato had pulled out his bombs and was ready to light them at a moment's notice. Lambo and I-pin had been instructed to find Hibari-senpai should any Mafia problems arise before they finished what the Adults called Basic training. Both kids were carefully backing away and ready to run.

"As the Future Decimo of Vongola I give you a single warning. Continue to block my access to my house and you won't like the consequences." Tsuna announced clearly.

The guards were quick to move out of the way then, and Tsuna smiled cheerfully.

"Thank you, you're so kind." Tsuna said half sarcastically as he lead his friends inside. They all hid their weapons, as they raced for the kitchen. Nana and Harry had made dozens of snacks to go with dinner, due to all the guests that had visited today. Tsuna excused himself from his family to find Reborn for some answers.

Tsuna opened his bedroom door to find some adult sitting in his desk chair.

"It's not nice to show up uninvited to someone's house, much less invade their personal space. Unless of course, you're a hooker, but I don't think I hired one recently." Tsuna said as he walked into his room. The unknown guy lost his cool, mature and mysterious air as his face went red and he sputtered out denials.

Tsuna just leaned back against his closed door, arms crossed and eyebrow raised.

"I'm Dino, I was Reborn's student before you." He finally explained.

"and that gives you what right to ignore basic manners?" Tsuna asked.

Dino was wide eyed as he stared at Tsuna in confusion.

"Alright, how about we make a deal yes? I ignore your lack of proper manners and you let me call you Big brother? I'm assuming since Reborn let you in you don't intend to kill me or my family in our sleep." Tsuna offered.

"Deal!" Dino agreed, glad to be given a way out.