The Party

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by ShibingInu

by ShibingInu

One day, ShibingInu was reading a book about fandoms going to war and drinking some hot cocoa out of a Colorado flag cup, but Then he gets a phone call, "ShibingInu residents, what is it." he said into the phone, "Hey, its me Kiwi, Alanna and other Wattpad users are having a party, care to join?" said Kiwi without taking a single breath, "Alright, I'll go." said ShibingInu, unaware what's going to happen ;-) (kill me), he went to the party where everyone was there, Jim, Jack, Kiwi, Arcanine, and Disninja.

Two hours later

When everyone at the party was drunk, (except for Jack because he's unco-) they played drunk football, but Arcanine couldn't get the ball and it flew into the dog's mouth and almost ate it. Then they lined up and Kiwi bought a kricket bat and hit everyone who was drunk in the bare butt, "You guys are idiots aren't you?" Jack said, but no one responded because they were drunk and hurting.

The next day

ShibingInu woke up passed out on the floor with Jim on top of him also passed out, "Get off me mate." said ShibingInu in pain, "I need a aspirin!" As ShibingInu walked into the kitchen he noticed something different, it was a different color and arcanine and Disninja we on the floor making out with each other in their sleep, ShibingInu soon got the aspirin just to be jump scared by Kiwi, "Hello." she said, "OH FU-oh, hello Kiwi." said ShibingInu with a startle, "So, you had fun last night?" she said, ShibingInu started to fear that she might had done something to him while they were drunk and he didn't want to explain to his wife how he inbred with a human. So, ShibingInu just said, "What are you talking about?" Kiwi looked at him dumb, ShibingInu had to piece everything together, from him stripped down to his underwear and tank top, "Did we have sex?" he said very nervously, Kiwi laughed and said, "No, but you did get lucky," she said, "your wife wanted to know what happened to you and she got drunk and you got lucky!" ShibingInu was relieved to her that, after getting his aspirin he went home to his loving wife.

The End