BEST OMEGLE CHAT EVAH!!

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You: hi

Stranger: Hi!

Stranger: I eat shit!

You: me too!

Stranger: Oh, really! I love to fry it!

You: coincidence?

Stranger: And mix it up in a shake!

You: soup is the best!

Stranger: WE ARE SOULMATES

You: shit smoothies

Stranger: Marry me, please?

Stranger: I WANNA HAVE YO BABIES

You: lol xD ikr!

You: yes! iwill!!

Stranger: This escalated quickly cx

Stranger: HELL YES

You: hahaha

Stranger: I WANNA GET BURRIED IN SHIT WHEN I DIE

You: me too...maybe we'll die together then :D

Stranger: Here ik what to do.

Stranger: *kills us both*

You: ow! that woulb be great!@ LOL

Stranger: btw i fucked your grandma...

You: i fucked you dead grandpa :( sorry

Stranger: I FUCKED YOUR DAD

Stranger: AND YOU MOM

Stranger: AT THE SAME TIME

Stranger: and the result was you

Stranger: :)

You: ow! papa is that you?

You: T_T where have you been?

Stranger: Im so glad I finally found you...

Stranger: *opens arms*

You: bear hug!

Stranger: OKAY *hugs you tightly and eats you alive* IMMA BEAR!

You: i fought..so your gonna back off

Stranger: lets go hump trees

Stranger: TREE HUMP DAAAAY!

You: why dont we hump each other?

You: no! WE HUMP DAY! :D

Stranger: BUT THATS INSEST

Stranger: LETS HUMP EVERYTHING

You: its ok..we're crazy people

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 08, 2014 ⏰

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