I was on my way home from College walking because it was a nice worm day i had my drawing of keith urban I was working on for my school art class
I was listening to "shoop" by
salt and pepper and raping every word as a slowly approached my house I saw this huge black bus thing in front of my house
I walked in through the front door and passed the living room and into the kitchen I got some sourdough bread and put some butter and some salt on it and put it in the toaster
I then yelled, "mom do you know what that black bus in front of our house is for or why it's there?"
My mom laughs and yells, "uh yah I do but you won't believe me!"
I yelled, "well what is it?"
She yelled, "it's Keith Urban's tour bus and he has come to meet you"
I started busting up laughing so hard and said, "oh god that's a good one"
She said, "no really"
I laughed and said, "ok well lets say he was here which I don't know why he would be here I have nothing to offer him but if he was......that would be pretty flipping cool BUT!....it's not a very funny joke because I now kinda feel sad because I know he's not here so I don't get to meet him and it's like a .1% chance that I'll ever get to meet him so thanks for making that more apparent I was actually having a pretty great day I'm almost done with my drawing of him for school and I think it's pretty great looking but now my day just got sad so thanks for that"
I Hurd the toaster beep and I got my bread out and as all that was going on I Hurd a bunch of laughing coming from the living room I walked out of the kitchen with my drawing in hand and a piece of bread in my mouth and I saw my mom chuckling sitting next to Keith Urban who was busting up laughing
I didn't know what to think so I just said, "mom I really hope that I didn't get my medicine today because if I did I truely believe I'm becoming seriously schizophrenic and this might be problematic mom we know my birth mom has it who's to say I don't this is really fucking creepy mom it's time to go to the doctor this is creeping me out I'm actually scared"
Keith was now laughing so hard he had tears coming from his eyes and he had fallen to the floor my mom laughed and said, "katie it's fine I see him to"
I said, "oh grate wait what?"
Keith got up and looked at my mom and said, "oh god this is to much I really like her this is the best reaction I've ever gotten"
He then walked over to me and put his arm around me I shivered at his touch he then took my drawing from my hand and looked at the drawing of him his jaw dropped and he said, "oh shit was not expecting that at all it looks like a photo"
I blushed and whispered, "mom he likes my drawing of him oh my god this is so cool"
He chuckled and said, "could I have it? I'd love to show it to my friends and family"
I blushed and said, "uh well it's not done....but if you'd like it anyway you can have it"
He said,"what? It's not done are you kidding it looks so good"
I blushed and sat down and said, "I haven't finished even drawing your hair let alone shading it, I feel like your facial hair is to full I need to not go so heavy, your face isn't completely blended, and I just noticed your missing a ear"
He said, "dam why so hard on your self?"
I laughed and said, " this is why"
I got a previous picture of him I drew that was finished out of my backpack and showed it to him
